looks in the mirror

screams

falls down the stairs

The town is trying to beat a world record of the highest human triangle things.

Don't remember what episode though.

I mean, one penis is quite manly. But two? Three? More? fans myself It is like exponential manliness. Which is the opposite of gay.

GTAV did the same bullshit, delaying the pc version. GTA4 gave pc players an absolute shitstain version, at release even the strongest systems couldn't hold a steady 30 fps with max settings.

Rockstar used to be a pc-first developer. In the last 15 years they have actively worked against the interests of their original community, and Microsoft and Sony are gleefully cheering them on.

This goes for anyone considering buying into their bullshit: stop bending over and taking it. This will continue to get worse if the profits outweigh the backlash.

I've played gta since 2, and I'm considering getting 6 for the pc, but this timed exclusivity is nothing but bullshit. Full stop, there's nothing more to it. Don't support it.

13 years old boy

'so how did you come up with this idea originally'

starts sweating profusely

'you were driven by wanting to save porn on your family's computer without them knowing, I guarantee it'

jumps out the window mid-interview

Young Dro - Shoulder Lean (feat. T.I.)

Question, do you retain the lawyer in your inventory while you are busted, or do you lose it like all your weapons?

...asking for a friend

cries in poor

🎶 I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts~ 🎶

turns himself in

pleads not guilty

????

Hey Ron, we need a stock photo of someone holding their phone, but we don't have any on set. Hold this bar of soap and pretend that it's a phone. Just hold it so the logo doesn't show. Perfect. 📸

Now, Win11 (by default) puts the start menu in a variable location, so it's both slower to interact with (more precision required) and prone to errors (misclicks).

I know from a technical standpoint, W95 was really, really shaky. But for me it was my first OS, and I think it still did a ton of stuff right.

Tada.wav