50% of her came from her dad. Besides it can take a while for a f*male to reach an orgasm; all the while your cock is soaking up the estrogen from the tap (not good for your T levels)

/s

The missus and I often say that we're totally gay for each other, so yeah

I dunno bro everything is gay these days

If the person you fuck doesn't have a baby after you're done then they're a dude. It's very worrying.

I'd say any woman who actively chooses to stay with someone like that out of free will deserves a pleasure-free life - these women are betraying their own because they are providing support to those who want them to be slave-like baby factories.

Always judge yourself by looking at other people, that's what smart people always say. It's especially wise to compare yourself to the worst people you can find, that way you will feel the greatest. That's just logic!

Well… I guess you would rather be single than be married to the mindless and probably evil bipedal awfulness this guy is married to.

Do not compare yourself to the nasties

These people have no empathy or love for others - any relationship they have is a hollow, meaningless thing that is a lot worse than being single. Don't talk yourself down.

As a straight man I think the sex I’ve had with other men is the straightest kind of sex.

Definitely. On the flip side, it’s not gay to bang dudes, so long as you are earnestly attempting to impregnate them

I guess I'm the new Freddie Mercury because I like to make sure my S.O. gets hers every time. It's just a Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

It's not even in question. Closeted self-loathing homosexuals out themselves all the time with their constant, endless obsession with gay sex. Everything is gay sex. Cat's kibble is low? Gay sex. Nice weather expected? Gay sex.

The funny thing is, IIRC the woman next to him in the picture is his wife

Only if a brain transplant becomes possible. This stupid pile of shit should be neutered and kept away from children, guns, fire, and anything sharp or pointy.