Those last two panels were uncalled for, but glorious.
Thanks. I push through where most other comics artists would stop. 😎
This is your work? Its fucking brilliant! The absurdity, I haven't laughed that hard in a minute.
Yes. I made this myself, just a few hours ago.
I’ve been told that I’m a rare species of comics artists that post his own work on Lemmy. I’m not sure if that’s true, but I kinda like it anyway.🥸
Always loved your comics. Please keep them coming!
Awww. ☺️
I will. ✊😎
as a fellow artist that posts on lemmy, I see your work here often and I love it! You really flow with your work and it shows! You have made me laugh on many occasions, and I hope to produce more and share with lemmy because of your work. :)
Really? Because of my work? Wow. I’m blushing. ☺️
I hope to see more of your work. As soon as I can find the fricking ‘follow’ button on this app, I’ll be following you.
Those last two panels could stand on their own.
Those last two panels have been unleashed!
Those last two panels have been taken off the leash!
Those last two panels have beeeeeen activated!
Those last two panels.... last two panels....
We swim in the ocean, and that has everything.
It DOES have everything. Every possible secretion, expulsion, or ejaculate. I’m still amazed that swimming in the ocean does NOT get every orifice of your body pregnant. 😨
I mean... From one of the more recent Whang! videos, I learned that actually does sometimes happen. 😱
Ugh… I hate it when my jokes turn out to be real. 😦
I think I’m gonna lay on my bed and lose consciousness for a couple of hours and forget what you just said. 😑
You can try, but that stain is permanent. It's ruinous touch will never leave the creases of your cortex. Like an amoeba.
Wait what?
W.
T.
F.
Did I just look at?
🧐
Enough front page for today, looking at the front page was a mistake /j
You just stopped scrolling the front page, because you struck gold. 😉
Oh this is fucking deranged.
It’s scientifically designed to be that way. ☝️🤓
It's a triumph of engineering
The toilet has less pee in it because the water gets changed every time you flush.
Toilets have less pee in them than pools.
Not really what the comic was about, but you are correct with your analysis. 🤓📉
I bet the pee residue in a flushed toilet is equivalent to (or more than) the concentration of pee in that large pool
Btw, you cannot disprove this with a taste test.
“I better go pee in my room.” ??
Yeah when you've got a hotel room that's pretty standard American English. Usually it's "go to my room/house to pee" but nobody really takes it as you peeing though the door into your house or something
Although it would be funny if people actually peed anywhere in their houses. 😙
I mean, most people do! The toilets are usually inside the house (other than when they're literally called "the outhouse")
Yes, smartiebutt, toilets are generally inside the house, but the keyword here is “anywhere“, which extends way beyond the confines of the toiletbowl. ☝️🥸
Yeah, but they responded to what you said! "Anywhere in their houses" could be just wherever in the house, or any specific spot; as in "is there anywhere to pee in the house?"
Oof. I’m too drunk to follow all of this. 😮💨
However, I am going to steal that sentence: “Is there anywhere to pee in the house?” and I’m gonna use it in real life.
Lol, you're welcome to it! And it's always fun to see your comics!
Until the ammonia builds up.
And the wooden floorboards start to deform.
And friends stop coming over.
There are some disadvantages, that’s true.
I knew those mfs were doing the dirty in my toilet
some nasty shit.
This one is a gem <3
And you didn’t even have to dig for it. ⛏️👷🏻♂️
So about the smell of bleach in public pools -
Ugh. Don’t get me started. 🙄
I know, right? Whoever peed that out needs to see a doctor.
He did the right thing.
The world has to know.
"Patoing" got me. Thx for this.
You’re welcome. Glad to help people with my onomatopoeias. 😎
Can we have more of this style of comic please! Its fantastic!
If you like my stuff, feel free to follow me. ✍️😎
Will do thank you!
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