It's an accounting trick. It uses a different budget....

Please keep slop away from LOTR. I can't believe I even need to ask

Yes but when do you get freedom from your kids.

Because those fuckers are up at 645 AM daily.

If I go to sleep early, I start being responsible whenevee they see me, and they wake up at 645 AM. If I stay up late, then I get peace at night, and in the morning

LPT: you can schedule messages in advance. Right click, or hold, on send to program it (usually)

I use it to:

• Avoid messaging my coworkers late at night.

• Look like I am working late even though I'm not.

• Annoy my lazy coworkers. You know the ones who ask the same questions, you've answered 9 times already? Answer him but set it to delay for increasingly longer time (I'm up to 4 days now). Then you can move on with my life but not leave them hanging forever.

Where we play knife monopoly...

If we the "the last normal generation"

Doesn't that then make us Abby Normal?

There could also be True Volume setting. My sound system has both.

True Volume I would say takes the top 25% and bottom 25% to meet in the middle. The night mode goes even further - it makes it quite narrow.

I would recommend downloading the manual and crtl+f the pdf. That's much faster that trying to read the thing (If you still have it)

They do this at our Post Office.

The Union says you must get a raise after 12 months of continuous employment.

Well wouldn't you know it. They only write contracts for 50 weeks employment and 0 PTO. They phrase this contract as if it's how they "gift" you 2 weeks of vacation. My coworkers didn't understand it until we got to week 49...

At least some of those audio engineers go home everyday to listen on their $300 Roku TV so it really makes no sense. I know some.

Audio Engineering is not some lofty high-paying profession.

Wait... Is this a real thing?

I'm not rich enough to have ever been to the Opera

Night mode does the same thing on your TV, or sound bar/system.