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[–] BabaYaga@reddthat.com 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not true. I can easily have just one row.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I only eat one sleeve at a time.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

One drink according to my alcohol addiction apparently.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

When I was little my mom was a health nut. All home grown foods and whatnot. We had a little black and white TV and I had seen the Lays commercials, "Betcha can't eat just one."

She started dating this guy and we kids were introduced to him at a Schlotzkys. My first time at one of those. I remember the larges looked HUGE to 4yr old me. They got some chips, too. And there it was, that bag from the commercials, oh it's yellow.

I took out a chip. Put it in my mouth. And never ate another. Cause fuck you. I can do whatever I want.

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[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Teeth. I guess you could, but more is advisable.

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Tattoos, once you get one it’s reeeeally hard not to get another

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

yes, this is why i advise people to skip the little tattoo and go for a bigger piece that will fit as part of a bigger tattoo.

[–] toastus@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Just this Tuesday I had the second session of my first tattoo as a full sleeve.

I am rather suddenly half sleeved from being naked 8 weeks ago.

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[–] FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least are meant to be eaten one at a time. Nutty bars on the other hand...

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[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Realest answer fo sho

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Please put the scalpel down!

[–] eric@014450.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Gesundheit.

[–] Especially_the_lies@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if you only have one foot?

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Diiiiiiick. Spit roast me, fellas. 🤤

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Double dick dude's ears just perked up

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Emergency contacts

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.thesanewriter.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Niggling__Niggard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bollox, I had one years ago, thought it was complete and utter shite/not for me and stuck with psychedelics without doing any coke ever again.

[–] beefbaby182@lemmy.thesanewriter.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah, that's gonna be a naw from me, dawg. I've done every drug under the sun and uppers were the ones that stuck for me. Like...I kinda had a bit of a problem. I've been clean for a while now and do not intend to ever return to it though. Mushrooms were pretty fun, though.

[–] DontAskAboutUpdog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Quantum entangled particles

[–] Sagethefolxhero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Poops and Mitochondria(powerhouses). Also answers to your question.

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine how tired you would be with only one mitochondrion...

Im tired with how many i got now so im down to try

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[–] running_ragged@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] fubo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On the contrary, I've been using the same planet's air my whole life.

Same air, different breathe(same shit, different toilet)

[–] Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago

My yubikeys and my hard drives

[–] backgroundcow@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] nyonax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hundreds and thousands.
Ants.
Quarks.
Sith.

[–] Wabbitsmiles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Two there should be. No more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.

  • DARTH BANE
[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Toffifee. It's a german thing I guess, hellish tasty.

[–] Nikko882@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It's a thing in Norway too, at least, and this is a good anwer.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Rounds of disc golf

[–] VogonFrost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Clapping hands

[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Most foods, really.

[–] chrizbie 2 points 2 years ago
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