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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 193 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

My gawds, some people need to learn what's a homage and also stop being upset on behalf of others. This comic is fine, stop bellyaching. This is what terminal permission culture does to a motherfucker.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 70 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The only person who should care about anything other than the quality is Randall. However since he licensed it CC BY-NC 2.5 how he feels about it doesn't really matter either.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think people should be concerned about things on others' behalfs. We all need to stick together.

This situation is a send-up though. Totally not a concern.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Oh definitely! I just meant in this particular case.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

We can probably infer by the licensing that he's cool with it.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)

What is terminal permission if I may ask?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Permission culture is a term primarily criticizing copyright law. Something that I would expect db0 to agree with! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 175 points 5 months ago (3 children)

A new ripoff of an old classic

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 182 points 5 months ago (22 children)

Is it a ripoff if they credit the original?

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[–] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

In a version that doesn’t even fully make sense. With databases there is a well-defined way to sanitize your inputs so arbitrary commands can’t be run like in the xkcd comic. But with AI it’s not even clear how to avoid all of these kinds of problems, so the chiding at the end doesn’t really make sense. If anything the person should be saying β€œI hope you learned not to use AI for this”.

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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 131 points 5 months ago (4 children)

if someone is actually using ai to grade papers I'm gonna LITERALLY drink water

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna literally drink water if they DON'T

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I'm drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 5 months ago

As a large languag model I do not drink water

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[–] ech@lemm.ee 86 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

More like "And I hope you learned not to trust the wellbeing and education of the children entrusted to you to a program that's not capable of doing either."

[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well that would require too much work invested into stealing of https://xkcd.com/327/

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It could be credibly called an homage if it had a new punchline, but methinks the creator didn't know what "sanitize" meant in this context.

[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 21 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Stealing is a strong word considering it gives credit in the bottom right

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[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 24 points 5 months ago

With xkcd attributed at the bottom of the image <3

Here's the XKCD: https://xkcd.com/327/

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 60 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] bobbytables@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was in fact the mum who was good with computers. Bobby himself was never that interested in exploits.

[–] FarceOfWill@infosec.pub 33 points 5 months ago

He probably found it very hard to make any accounts on computers

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 54 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Always satanise your inputs.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Its a MEH update on little bobby tables. Who is in his twenties now.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 22 points 5 months ago

It's his younger brother Williams, tho.

[–] raldone01@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of: https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/

A guy thought it would be funny to change his license plate to NULL.

[–] seang96@spgrn.com 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

So to combat our horrible privacy culture we should name everything null...

hi my name is null, null.

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

LLM system input is unsanitizable, according to NVidia:

The control-data plane confusion inherent in current LLMs means that prompt injection attacks are common, cannot be effectively mitigated, and enable malicious users to take control of the LLM and force it to produce arbitrary malicious outputs with a very high likelihood of success.

https://developer.nvidia.com/blog/securing-llm-systems-against-prompt-injection/

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[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One of the best things ever about LLMs is how you can give them absolute bullshit textual garbage and they can parse it with a huge level of accuracy.

Some random chunks of html tables, output a csv and convert those values from imperial to metric.

Fragments of a python script and ask it to finish the function and create a readme to explain the purpose of the function. And while it's at it recreate the missing functions.

Copy paste of a multilingual website with tons of formatting and spelling errors. Ask it to fix it. Boom done.

Of course, the problem here is that developers can no longer clean their inputs as well and are encouraged to send that crappy input straight along to the LLM for processing.

There's definitely going to be a whole new wave of injection style attacks where people figure out how to reverse engineer AI company magic.

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[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 25 points 5 months ago (6 children)

How do you sanitize ai prompts? With more prompts?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Easy, you just have a human worker strip out anything that could be problematic, and try not to bring it up around your investors.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's really easy, just throw an error if you detect a program will cause a halt. I don't know why these engineers refuse to just patch it.

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I am extremely horrified by the prospect of GenAI grading.

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[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 months ago

Artificial Idiocy

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