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Big Surprise (lemmy.zip)
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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 250 points 2 years ago

This is how this conversation would go with my wife and I:

"Oh god! You're finally awake!!! Babe, you've been asleep for two years!!!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Look how long you've been gone!"

"Everything looks exactly the same as when I went to sleep."

"No it isn't! Look at my hair!"

"Oh, did you get a haircut? It looks nice."

I'm not good with details.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Same with me. Her hair suddenly was half as long - I didn't notice.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

My wife dyed her hair a totally different color and she got mad that I didn't say anything for a few days. Because I honestly didn't realize she did.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

She really had long hair - did still look long to me after a lot was cut off.

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 198 points 2 years ago

"Ok but can I at least have 10 more minutes?"

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 2 years ago

Wow, you got em with that 2003 throwback.

God damn we're old.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

With the newgrounds link as well ❀️

Of course they're all on YouTube nowadays

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 154 points 2 years ago

I can see why he married her.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 2 years ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to marry a woman like her one day.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to marry ~~a woman like her one day.~~

[-] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 13 points 2 years ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to get a girlfriend

[-] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to get a ~~girl~~friend

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I hope I'm lucky

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 94 points 2 years ago

That was a good twist

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

"Then why am I still tired? Clearly I need a few more years of sleep."

"Nice, all plans cancelled with a valid excuse."

[-] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Is this how the barbershop in GTA works

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

My husband shaved his beard when I was napping one day and came to wake me up. I had no idea who he was.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Watch La Moustache with him.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago

You were trying to cross the border, right?

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago

β€œOh my gawd! Your tiddies are sagging even more!”

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago

My first thought was "what the fuck"

Then I looked at who posted it and went "that's pretty tame actually"

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

😎
πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

That would be a coma

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

So you are finally awake Link...

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You ever be dating a girl with hair extensions and try to run your fingers through her hair? And that's how you found out she had extensions? Surprise! Hair extensions are bullshit.

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