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Window washers of Lemmy, what did you see that you were not supposed to see? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago by sonovebitch@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[-] Fantomas@lemmy.world 115 points 3 years ago

Didn't see but definitely heard a woman getting hardcore railed in the next house over to the one we were in. We started joining in with the moaning and they slammed the window shut.

That's the closest I got to the touch of a woman that year.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 20 points 3 years ago

Thats.... brutal. Nathan Explosion would approve.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 35 points 3 years ago

I saw the window itself. It blew my fucking mind man.

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 21 points 3 years ago

Have you ever, like, really looked at a window? I mean, reeeeaaally looked at it?

[-] vita_man@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago

Have you seen a window...on weed?

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Once I took enough weed that I was seeing through the window. It was far out

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 3 points 3 years ago

Beeee the window

[-] dangerouskitchen@lemmy.world 31 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Actual window washer. Have seen:

-Tons of financial info and emails(I dont look or absorb anything but everyone leaves their shit out or on)

-Drugs

-Various sex toys

-One semi nude and very panicked octogenarian

[-] lasagna@programming.dev 22 points 3 years ago

Alistair! I'm not a window cleaner!

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 3 years ago

YYESSS!! Came here to post exactly that! Hahaha

[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago

Is there an IT Crowd sub-lem? There should be an IT Crowd sub=lem...

[-] Fleshcarus@feddit.de 1 points 3 years ago

Please lemmy know if you found one. 😀

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

I wish!

I came here to drink milk and search for the community... and I've just finished my milk. I'll report back if I find anything.

E: so far, all I found was !itcrowd@lemmy.world, but it has 3 subscribers (including me) and only a few posts. We could enliven it, though!

[-] Fleshcarus@feddit.de 2 points 3 years ago

So did I and also one of the few subs. 🥹

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago

I saw a forced software update, a flightless bird, then it all went black, then blue, and I've never looked back; washed clean.

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[-] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 years ago

Not the answer you're looking for, but related - George Gormby - When I'm Cleaning Windows.

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