That Costco employee knew exactly what they were doing when they placed that sign there, and I commend them for it.

Less and less as you get older

🎵Our ejaculation fuels their automation

🎵Unwelcome stimulation for their insemination

🎵Incarceration's our only destination

🎵Testicle gas stations, our only occupation

🎵There's no escape from

🎵Monsters they make from cum

I can't figure out what it's meant to say. What starts with "cum" and is genuinely used to power a generator?

I did always find Cummins to be a funny name anyway lmao

Brb, my phone is dying

Electron counts are down nationwide. I think it's because micro plastics accumulate in the capacitors.

Electricity is stored in the balls

At least it's infinite, I guess?

I keep restarting this damn thing, but my wife, I can never get her to start the darn thing 😔.

I'm starting my own power company

gonna need to start selling horses alongside these generators, mere human volumes surely won't cut it

I've seen partners called a lot, but that's pretty low 😜

Infinity energy!

Wilhelm Reich will be vindicated at last!

This hurricane season, be sure to inspect and test your outdoor full-metal masturbatorium.