You, too, can have an ass like that. Squats and lunges will get that booty popping before you know it. Or if a squat rack isn't feasible, booty bands are also really effective. I rely on those when I don't have access to a rack.
And then make sure to get your protein for your growing booty. Vanilla or strawberry flavored whey protein in whole milk is fucking delicious. With how good that tastes, there's no reason you can't get enough nutrients.

Hopefully this helps! Everyone deserves a juicy ass.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago

Boy that was bootyful advice, thank you.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 4 months ago (13 children)

Any advice for non-dairy protein? Lactose intolerant, and the people using the equipment after me would very much prefer if I didn't shit myself 😅

[–] Nojustice@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 months ago

Whey protein isolate. I am also lactose intolerant and while this is slightly more expensive than the most commonly sold whey protein concentrate it prevents the daily pants shitting that concentrate would cause, so it's super worth the extra 5-10 bucks.

[–] bzz@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Orgain vegan is my preferred protein. I like the simple one that is much harder to find

[–] June@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago

I know you have been given answers already, but look for any Vegan protein. If you want protein powder for example, the vegan ones are usually made of pea protein rather than whey, completely eliminating the risk of shitting yourself from the protein.

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am tempted even if thiccer cheeks would probably adversly affect my climbing abilities.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

Just use your ass to climb, problem solved.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

No squat rack, Go Rocky IV style. Grab 2 bags of potting soil over each shoulder and squat away. Grab a few gallons of water, bonus grip strength while squatting.

While drive a mile to the gym to run a mile on a treadmill?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or get a bicycle. Nobody has an ass like a cyclist

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Pad those cheeks

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 66 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I have a pair of sweatpants that looks almost like a pair my wife has and I put it on by accident and I was like did I get super fat overnight?

Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it. Context I'm 6' 2" and she's 4' 11"

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 135 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm 6'2" and she's 4’11"

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Holy fuck, My wife and I died laughing at this.

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago

I'm in a doctor's office and trying so hard not to disturb everyone around me and it's not going well.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 21 points 4 months ago

Glad to be of service

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I wish I had as much raw Charisma as "A Bug With A Big Ass"

[–] Lxrduy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 months ago

Everybody that reads this: Go subscribe to Dropout

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago

I think you just rediscovered yoga pants

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 55 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

when i was very young, men would wear booty shorts and belly shirts like some women do now; publicly shirtless men was also more common; and, as an adult, i wish i could have appreciated it more than i did at the time.

i hate that prudery has become so en vogue these days with the young.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 44 points 4 months ago (13 children)

how do you keep it from dangling out the leg?

[–] leviathan@programming.dev 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Short

[–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have a small dick.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 14 points 4 months ago

✂️

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

[–] match@pawb.social 24 points 4 months ago

ooh fancy pants bigger than 2" dick mcgee over here

[–] quafeinum@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Let it breathe. Assert dominance

[–] lud@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, thong, or jockstrap.

Pretty much any underwear except for boxer shorts.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

Tucking, or if that's uncomfortable, some people have success with underwear that's just a size down from their regular.

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[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My dysphoria would never allow me to wear something like that. I can't stand anything that reminds me that I'm built like a fridge and look like I'm cosplaying a Sasquatch with alopecia.

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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No one wants my fatty hairy thighs peaking out from shorts like that.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Recently, I learned that a (female) friend of mine has what can only be described as a body hair fetish. As in, "you're not hairy enough for my taste," level of fetish. You might be surprised.

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A coworker just told me last week she favored really hairy, kind of dirty manual labor type guys and I don't really think its rare. It takes all kinda to make the world go 'round.

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[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 25 points 4 months ago (8 children)

I just want to know why men can't have stretchy comfy pants like women do.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just become a dentist, have a midlife crisis, and start riding a bike.

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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 4 months ago

How about my 2" covers you inseam?

sorry

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

There's a clip somewhere of a gay guy looking direct to camera saying with that basically-clapping-between-words flamboyant energy:

"Straight men! The women you want to sleep with, want to see your thighs!"

I can never find it so the quote might not be perfect but it really stuck with me. I joked about it to my SO and she gave one of those moany approval noises meaning like "so true" so I guess the man was right.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

Booty booty booty booty booty booty shorts

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I do think at some point you really can't call them shorts. Some of the "shorts" men wear are more like wide leg capri pants.

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