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[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the mind altering substances Oscar Wilde accidentally consumed pale in comparison to the ones he knowingly consumed.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago

Yeah most of these poisons people were being exposed to were in trace dosages. Enough to slowly kill you over time but not enough to notice. Unless you were an actual hatter, then the chemicals you would get from hats would not be in trace amounts

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago

Yeah, the Victorian's came up with "Too beautiful to die", "Life from other pieces", and "Death ages a picture, but the model lives" - the entire periods fiction becomes about survival as a fun treat like being fabulously wealthy is to generations after Boomers.

[-] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

a fun treat like being financially solvent is to generations after Boomers.

FTFY

[-] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 years ago

Yah, and all the mid 1900 writers had was developmental lead poisoning from gas fumes.

SMH, amateurs.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 24 points 2 years ago

And what left for us? Microplastics? What a shame.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Born too late for lead and mercury poisoning.

Born too early for death by nanobots.

Born just in time for testicles filled with plastic.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

So much plastic in the testicles that you cum silly strings

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

A man can dream.

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

And don't forget everybody's favorite seasoning, lead!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Sweet sweet lead.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 years ago

To be fair, wearing the hats were fine. You were only in danger if you made hats.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago
[-] Bobbysaurus@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

Mercury was used to stiffen hats for a long time. That is also the background for the “mat hatters”.

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Mats with hats?

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Bow do you stiffen something with mercury?

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mad as a hatter, mercury poisoning.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I know Poe wrote on a writing desk. Which is why a raven is like one.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I kinda wish we could still get opium and laudenum at the corner drug store. That must have been nice.

[-] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Especially if it a bloody cursed hat made of witch skin.

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