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[alt text: a screenshot of Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope, showing the character Conan Antonio Motti, who was one of the Imperial military officers aboard the Death Star. The screenshot is part of a tweet by Chef Gaykwon on Twitter, and the tweet says, "This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting."]

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 4 months ago

Also, extra cojones for doing this when the Galaxy was policed by space monks with well-documented paranormal abilities within living memory.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or, a pain in the ass intern who got what his smart mouth deserved

[–] kapitol@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For anyone too lazy to click into the link, the comment he made was:

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden fort…"

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 5 points 4 months ago

You forgot the best part of the quote:

choking and gurgling noises

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 3 points 4 months ago
[–] abracaDavid@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, except that he got choked out by the Force right after he said that lol.