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Not to mention when that 'English' that you learn from them is a mix of non-existing, made-up words in three languages and bad pronunciations.. and voilà, you can only use that 'language' with your parents.

We did that. My spouse speaks native Korean, I speak Tagalog as a second language (English native), and our kids only know English. I think Tagalog is quite useless so I haven't bothered teaching them, but my spouse has no excuse. I speak a little German, but not enough to teach them, just enough to curse while driving.

I've resorted to learning Spanish with my kids, which is at least useful, but I'm sure I'm teaching the wrong.

Oof, that's just rude

uM acKchuAllY that would be a centaur/mermaid hybrid

That's your cool older brother Aquadonnis the Seahorse God and you're just Ben

I love this. My next mounted D&D character is absolutely going to ride a Pegacorn.

I had to reread that sentence several times because I kept reading it as “asparagus” instead of “Pegasus.”

"Naaaaaayyyyy"

I was under the impression it looks just like a human with a bull's head (and superstrenght).

Also somehow not herbivore.

Is this how satyr are born?

You’d just be a sea cow, so a manatee!

You use your tail to move through water, but you use your face to much vegetation and breathe air.

I feel like that would fit a surf-and-turf pretty well

Well, if we're going off of classical depictions of the species in question, that isn't too hard.

But now don't think about the minotaur jerking it over a clutch of mermaid eggs.

No you're right. Googling minotaurs shows hoofed lowers, human torso, bull head.

Do we know that for certain? Maybe they have the DNA but it isn't the resulting phenotype. I.E. There is nothing preventing two brunettes from having redheaded children.

I guess I'm confused what you mean. From ancient Greek mythology "The mythological accounts describe the Minotaur as having the body of a man and the head and tail of a bull."

Minus the trail the legs should essentially be human, no? But if we go into DNA then neither have any human DNA right? Since they're their own species and should have their own DNA.

Minotaur, not centaur. Human frame, bull head

Have to be mermataur. Minomaid is orange juice ;)