The most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.
It's almost like luck and nepotism are more important for success than ability.
Celebrity deathmatch anyone?
The game was great too.
In a cage? Why not a small sub near the Titanic?
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Edit: feel free to quote me if I'm wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?
Never pick a fight with an android. I thought everybody knew that.
Rich people desperate for attention.
I’m with you on this one. Seems like the richer you get the more validation you need. I don’t understand why we are giving them this attention either. I came here looking for people making jokes about how silly this is and that is not what I got
say what you will about zuck, but he is not an attention whore. Especially when you consider he made a social media site designed to get people to overshare.
Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?
Hey now, badgers are lovely creatures
We all know Musk is gonna talk big talk and then do everything in his power to try and come up with excuses to back out last minute.
Like he always does.
Say what you want about Zuck but IIRC the dude has been actively learning martial arts for awhile, no? Isn't that one of his hobbies he has talked about before?
How is that not the Onion
!nottheonion@lemmy.ml
Reality really did take a strange turn back in 2020 didn't it? This decade just gets weirder and weirder.
The world ended in 2012, and the rest is a simulation.
I so want to see this happen but I feel like there will be so many rules and padding that it’ll end up being a borefest.
Cage match, anything goes! It’ll bring in huge audiences.
They gotta bandage their hands then dip the bandages in glue then in broken glass.
RIP to satire. Reality broke and now fiction can't keep up.
The simulation is broken and keeps generating nonsense.
I think we can all agree to lose the keys to that cage, right?
Then throw it in the ocean, right? I'm just asking questions.
My money is on Fuckerberg. At least he stays in shape with his billions. I don't understand how Elon is so fat when he can pay people to literally put healthy food in his mouth like a baby.
I invest in Meta since I figure I'd better make money off of Zuck if he's gonna make money off of me, and I'm curious if my money is literally on him. This seems like the type of universe where stock prices could fluctuate based on whether or not the CEO has a better punch than the other guy.
In order to do a walrus attack, you have to actually get your opponent on the ground. What's the name of that female KFC fighter who was a beast at grappling but got into a ring with a boxer? She was destroyed because she couldn't get close.
What's the name of that female KFC fighter?
Connie Sanders, I think.
Maybe they'll both end up with concussions. or its more likely they'll just end up with red slap marks on their faces
Wait. This is for real?
It's real in the sense that Elon was like "fight me," and Mark replied "when and where"
That's about it.
Can't we just put all the billionaires in a cage, like rats in a bucket ala that scene in Skyfall, and just oops accidentally forget to release them? Or I dunno, just spitballing ideas here, some kind of sealed carbon fiber tube at the bottom of the Atlantic?
Ideally one that can't be opened from the inside. If only such a thing existed.
New Battlebots season's gonna be lit
Has there ever been a simultaneous knock out in boxing before? I'm cheering for that
Make it to the death!
Celebrity Death Match, please
I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.
The internet was a mistake.
How about if the loser agrees to donate 100% of their wealth to charity, subside on the wages of their lowest paid employee, and disappear from public life?
Hopefully it's a fight to the death. Loser's assets get donated to a good cause. Winner faces whatever other egomaniac wants to use their wealth to shit on the rest of humanity.
The battle ends when the last man standing has a net worth of less than $10 million.
If one of them gets hurt then I think we'll all be the real winners. I hope something inside of Zuckerberg snaps and he does some weird 2 finger, forbidden heart bursting strike on Elon. He paid a man 1 million dollars to teach him that move, under the promise he'd never use it... But just like all bourgeoisie tech bros, he lied.
@Wilshire Yep... It's official. We're in a South Park episode!!!
Cue musk backing out “it’s just a joke 🥺🥺🥺🥺” in 3…
Not sure who to bet on. They are both stupid, but they also both fight dirty.
Hopefully they fight on a sub near the Titanic.
Do we have a magazine version of r/nottheonion?
...this truly is the weirdest timeline.
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