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[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Broke: ironing your husband's clothes and not being a muscle mommy because society ๐Ÿคฎ

Woke: only ironing your own clothes and getting swole because you want to ๐Ÿ’ช

Ascended: not ironing clothes or lifting because you love being lazy ๐Ÿ˜ด

[โ€“] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Preach it, Iโ€™d come to your sermons

[โ€“] diskmaster23@lemmy.one 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah, where is that OnlyFans?

[โ€“] booly@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

All women should be cleaning regularly. Power clean, hang clean, full clean, doesn't matter.

[โ€“] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now make one with a man fucking a clothes iron for a play on, "pumping iron".

[โ€“] tb_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

do you even iron?

[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's not how English works.

[โ€“] nifty@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am not going to argue with a meme, are you? Actually, please do ๐Ÿฟ

[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm not arguing with a meme; I'm pointing out how the joke fails on a fundamental level because the creator couldn't master basic English. You go ahead and try to be clever with your sarcastic quips.

[โ€“] polonius-rex@kbin.run 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i don't know, chum, it looks like you're arguing with it ๐Ÿฟ

[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And you are a weak troll Get a life, kid.

[โ€“] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

They're the troll???

[โ€“] Master@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or, you know, you could just fuck off out of the thread.

[โ€“] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy has people on it from all around the world, so not just people with English as native tongues

Besides that, weโ€™re all just shit posting here so whatever ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

native english speaker here, the joke comes across fine and I literally laughed out loud. people who try to police words/grammar/humor like the guy you're replying to are pathetic losers and nobody likes them. keep making funnies in my language and i'll keep laughing and upvoting them!

[โ€“] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sorry, have you mastered basic english? do you make sure you speak with perfect grammar and spelling even in informal contexts? if anything, it would be incorrect to use formal language in such an informal application as a meme

[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lmao you were the one freaking out about words, now we know theyre an impertinent troll

[โ€“] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

whine about literacy

proceed to call two sentences "a lot of words" and pretend it's a lot to read

this guy desperately making an asshole of himself trying to troll people is funnier than the meme

the joke is the guy bitching about illiteracy thinks 40 words is too much to read

[โ€“] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

linguistic prescriptivism is for weird losers bent on controlling others' thoughts. the joke is fine, i think you're upset about something else here.

[โ€“] Banichan@dormi.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think you see people piling on me and you wanna get a free jab in.

i think you're just salty that your inbox blew up with people telling you what an idiotic blowhard you sound like