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[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

"what part of the giant sniper mech do you work in?"

"the bodacious hips"

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its even funnier that it is still a manned vehicle

I think you mean womaned vehicle

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 21 points 1 month ago

If you can handle me as fire support, you don’t deserve me at my assualt.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's Metal Gear! And it's sexy!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

As opposed to when?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Hey baby, does that ERA go all the way up?

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Anyone else getting Metal Gear Solid 4 vibes?

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

My mind went to Legend of Korra S4

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was my immediate reaction, looks like those Gekkos

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Let’s just go full head-canon. Gekkos are infantry support, they can step to IFVs and the like, but in my head a MBT would shred a Gekko.

So you need something bigger for urban warfare that can stand up to an Abram’s.

Geckos are small and nimble, Komodo’s are heavier and much more deadly.

Add in a similar mutation to the spelling and you get the Kommodo

[–] ArtificialLink@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago

I immediately heard snake go "metal gear"

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

... god dammit, was her name really "leet?"

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This is just tau simping with extra steps.

On an unrelated note, needs mo' dakka and mo' choppa

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was thinking an Elder Titan, but your second point stands.

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No self respecting eldari would ever pilot such a block headed abomination. Replace the turret with a giant psychic eggplant and you'd be talking.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Lol, fair enough!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

Uncultured swine in here, I know a Tau battlesuit when I see it.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 month ago

Damn, that armor thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

SHOW ME THE BRADLIFUS!

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

And she has trigger discipline... Hnnnggggg

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago
[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

You are fucking degen... But she look thick as fuck.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

Anybody see where you put the fuel nozzle?

[–] polysics@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] trslim@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

GDI Titans if GDI were even more based.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 2 points 1 month ago

Combined arms maneuvers takes a whole 'nother meaning with that.

[–] stonerboner@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Looks like a Glitter Boy