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[–] 2001aCentenaryofFederation@fedia.io 309 points 2 months ago (2 children)

this teacher thrives on making their students cringe you love to see it

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 142 points 2 months ago (2 children)

no quicker way to get kids to stop a behavior than when the "uncool" people start doing it. remember when dabbing was a thing for like 10 minutes, until the school principal started doing it?

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 62 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The day my parents signed up for Facebook was the day my account died. I'm sure many other millennials have similar experiences lol

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 39 points 2 months ago (6 children)

ironic how facebook will die with the boomers

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shame meta won't go with it

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i think the shift to "meta" was their response to the realization that only boomers use facebook anymore.

but what does meta provide that gen z wants? oculus stuff? threads? LOL

once something bubbles up to replace instagram (which it will), they're done

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I would agree if they weren't such a prolific backbone for the tech industry. They're not just gonna vanish when people stop using their apps because businesses will still pump cash into them

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[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

It won't though. Those billions of active users are not all bots but people outside the US.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

I left Facebook when they banned me for not using my real name.

I was left in limbo indefinitely, because I challenged their assessment, and every time I try to log in now, it says that my account is "under review" or whatever.

Been like that for..... Going on 6 years or so now. Maybe more.

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Relevant:

https://xkcd.com/166

I'm already loving to misuse slang around all the nieces and nephews. They're all 3-14, so it changes depending on which kid is around, but the eye rolls are fantastic.

We need to tap into the power of the cringe and we might have an unlimited energy source.

Edit to add my updated version

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Historians will at some point look at this comic strip as a representation of "cringe" that predates the word that later came to describe it.

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[–] don@lemm.ee 122 points 2 months ago

🫡 This. This is how it’s done. Carry on, teacher, you do the work of the universe.

[–] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 98 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Always be bussin', never be sussin' I'm gonna remember that line

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have a Big Chungus weekend, bro.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And may it be riztastic for you bro!

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

And a skibidi Ohio to you too

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is bussin' related to bussy?

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 78 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When I was a kid I thought grownups were out of touch when they used slang and it made me cringe.

Now I'm a grownup I know that they did it to make me cringe.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

They definitely did it to make you cringe.

Source: Am a secondary math teacher/parent and do shit like this all the time to make my students/children cringe.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The best way to kill cringey slang is for old people to use it

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m Chris Hansen, take a seat. What exactly did you mean when you told a 14 year old to have a “Big Chungus weekend?”

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Look it's just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn't mean it's any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.

Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you're still 14 right?

[–] falk1856@midwest.social 67 points 2 months ago

As a middle school principal, I gas all my staff to be as gucci as this dope teacher.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The fact the skibidi says yes yes instead of skibidi makes me think they've seen it, because everyone who hasn't tends to just say skibidi.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've read your sentence half a dozen times and it's making my head swim. Can someone please translate?

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the character says what they actually say in the video, as opposed to saying skibidi which is what everyone who has not seen it assumes he says. I'm in the latter party

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm still lost. Be right back, asking my middle schoolers to translate.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok I got some middle schooler translation on this. Apparently there's a video of a guy's (a Half Life character’s) head coming out of a toilet. You can see it drawn on the board to the far right of the picture. In the video, he spouts a bunch of nonsense including "Yes yes".

Said middle schooler is annoyed that I asked him, since apparently this is some elementary school-aged memes. This checks out, because my 4th grader over heard us talking and yelled "Skibibi!!"

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I suppose if you hear your class talking about something a lot, it probably makes some sense to at least briefly look into it. Especially if the general gist of it can be understood by watching one thirty second youtube video

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, wasn't saying it as a bad thing, just as a likely assumption.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is how you stop kids using these words.

When my son is a few years older and is using the latest slang i am gonna ruin it for him. Gonna be that dad, like this meme, im gonna use it wrong, im gonna mix it with slang i used to use. Im gonna make him cringe and im gonna do it in front of other parents at his school!! Mwahahahahahaha SKIBIDI RIZZ BITCHES!!!!

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

Growing up is realizing the kids (and you) were the real cringe ones

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW STUDENTS

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let me guess, this is in Ohio?

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[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if the drawing of the gentleman in the toilet (top right) was drawn by the teacher… perhaps being meta, knowing what he wrote was cringe. That would add another layer lol.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

They definitely knew

[–] linkshulkdoingit69 9 points 2 months ago

Jesus Christ how horrifying

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

Big chungus tho

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

The Chungus is AmongUs.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

This is pretty funny

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'll be the judge of that.

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