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I served these on slices of Ryvita Crispbread with Heinz Ketchup. I burned them whilst outside getting a beer. If you would like to see an image of the plating/service presentation I have uploaded a photo here: https://ibb.co/R3d2LJX

Feedback is very welcome. They were actually OK. I paired them with a Kinnegar Crossroads West Coast IPA (6.2 APV) drank straight from the can at first, I then broke down and got a glass.

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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't really burn anything that is classified as a canned meat product. What I see is a decent char and is totally acceptable. Did you "burn" the cheese? That has a fancy name or something, so it must taste good as well.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

no the Easy Singles were perfectly melted. Thank you for the feedback on the char

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you're using ketchup may I suggest using off-brand ketchup to get all the watery goodness.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Someone should just start selling whole bottles of ketchup precum.

[–] BreathingUnderWater@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

I hate this >:|

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

This is a bridge I cannot cross with you

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just want to know, are you okay?

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

do you love me

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

I’m sad….

You win!

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 6 points 2 months ago

Horrible.

....good job!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I do like me some spam sometimes. I used to make stuff like this when I first started trying spam, but the saltiness even in the low salt version is too much for me. I prefer cutting it into cubes and mixing it in something else like eggs, rice, etc instead of salting it to get the sodium levels to a good place. Though I never put cheese on it... Shit might be hella good as a Spam'n'Cheese sandwich.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I can't buy it anymore because I'll just eat the whole thing with a fork straight out of the can and then feel sick for like two days afterwards

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

It does make a good sandwich. I usually throw in some Devil's Spit sauce for an extra kick.

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The spam looked a bit like a hash brown for a moment there. Might be something worth adding next time

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

this is a teaching moment I did not expect, but life lessons are rarely scheduled. I thank you from my soul

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All crowded to one side as well, bravo

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

thats how I cook, I only use the left side of the pan if I have absolutely no choice

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

What time is dinner?

[–] nolefan33@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd skip the ketchup, but other than that it looks absolutely perfect. Well done.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

you know what was well done? the spam slices! heyoooooooo

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Looks like a banging cheap/lazy meal. If you can find it, a thin BBQ sauce like Bachans makes a beautiful glaze on spam if you squirt a bit on right as you drop the spam in the pan

[–] USSMojave@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like a teflon pan too, so extra yummy forever chemicals!

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Bunch of nitrosamines from heating the spam too, I guess.

Sometimes I feel like it's either have fun or have no cancer.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago
[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Is this a cry for help?

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

it was fine. a sprinkle of oregano would have gone a long way in the presentation dept

[–] terry_jerry@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

It looks so bad, but I know it's soooo good

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The off brand Spam seems fine and I would absolutely eat that on its own. Everything else seems like tried to make it bad on purpose lol