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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 129 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't mean to type those six words. I meant cat.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 110 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago

There's always an xkcd

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually, this XKCD doesn't apply. It's really the opposite case. I can't figure out what cat should replace here.

[–] brian@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

Title text:

I like trying to make it as hard as possible.

"I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the least horrifying answer is word 2, referring to a consensual encounter between gay furries.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Or burly jazz musicians.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

As a unix shell script:

(cat ‘cat’) in (cat ‘cat’ ‘cat’)

Which should evaluate to true, because ‘cat’ can be found in ‘catcat’.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

bash: syntax error near unexpected token `in'

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A gold star for you! Now find a language where “cat cat in cat cat cat” is legal.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

cat cat in cat cat cat is legal Bash if cat and in exist, "cat cat" in "cat cat cat" is Python.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My point is that it's not a shell script.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cat dicks in his brothers bum

Big cat in his brothers bum

Big dicks cat his brothers bum

Big dicks in cat brothers bum

Big dicks in his cat bum

Big dicks in his brothers cat

I think they meant 1,2,4,6 all at the same time

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Cat cats in cat brother's cat?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 weeks ago

Cat dicks in this brothers bum

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Big dicks cat his brothers bum

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Did anyone ever find the answer

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] brap@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

which word is supposed to be cat

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

which word is supposed to be cat

[–] abcd@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Are the cats in your bum yet?

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

Big dick cats his brothers bum

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 3 weeks ago

Big dicks in cat brothers bum.

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

cat -A bum_sentence.txt

[–] beetsnuami@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Big dicks in his brothers cat

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 5 points 3 weeks ago

Big dick cats in his brothers bum

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

They meant to just say "Cat." Damn autocorrect!

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 4 points 3 weeks ago

big cat in his brother's bin

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like fever dream posting

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 3 weeks ago

Big dicks in his cat bum.