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[–] elvith@feddit.org 121 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No one asked about your mother.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I... I uh... Anyone have her number?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao that's a great line, love it

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 97 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Pizza the Hut!

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

First sounds

Pipperoni pezza

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 71 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is just a Bulgarian name.

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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Neef Bachos

Thad Pai

Beese Churger

Suna Talad

Somato Toup

Peal Varmesan

Dotted Sp— never mind

[–] lime@feddit.nu 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”

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[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thaddeus Pai

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it

Also, if we're including food ingredients:

Bound greef

Fuck Dat

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

geez... this is something my brain just does. They're like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it's not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It's how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin...

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago

Pello Judding

Nape Gruts

Toft Saco

[–] Clasm@ttrpg.network 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Treet Stacos

Saco Talad

Tai Chea

Bothered Smurrito

Mry Dartini

St-Bone Teak

Steef Broganoff

Panilla Vudding

Cocolate Chake

Tinnamon Coast

[–] moog@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?

Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.

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[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Chackin Meese

Cheef Balupa

Joppie Sloe

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 14 points 2 weeks ago

Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Paggis Hakora

Peak Stie

Beese Churger.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

From r/sbubby way back when. "A funcking beesechurger for monch."

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 6 points 2 weeks ago

Or Kingsley Shacklebolt?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Durkey Tinner

Leet Moaf

Chotato Pip

Rizza Poll

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I like Indian food:

  • Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
  • Pag Saneer
  • Mikka Tasala
[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago

Sootlong Fub

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You'll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry on like that

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[–] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

köner debab

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pashed Motatoes and his cousin Pried Fotatoes

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Glup Shitto would like a word

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
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