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[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 160 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's the difference between a cow and 9/11

You'd stop milking a cow after 23 years

[–] style99@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

That is a funny joke, and it'll continue to be funny for the next 500 years (if right-wingers get their way).

[–] errer@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The Marriott logo looks like two towers falling over with smoke coming out…

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 71 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is how towers would go down if they didn't collapse straight down due to the explosives planted by Obama.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whatever. You can't plant explosives on holograms!

Jet fuel can't melt light beams!

Not with that attitude

[–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if it's very hard light?

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Then it can probably switch between arc, solar, and void.

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago

Did Obama have to water them daily so they could grow to be nice and strong?

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It takes a tragedy anniversary now to get complimentary breakfast? Wow.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What do you think this is, a La Quinta?

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wasn't La Quinta responsible? /S

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Al’Quinta

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Underrated pun right here

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes. Which is why they provide free scones for 45 minutes.

[–] imakeninjascry@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Not even that. Only half an hour. Hope you wake up on time!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

La Quinta: Spanish for “next to Denny’s”

A Mitch Hedberg joke but also a really smart part of their business plan!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A 30 minute window for food seems weird, then I checked the article about 9/11 - it’s roughly the same times the first and second tower were struck (8:46 AM & 9:03 AM).

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Still weird, trashy, and offensive. How could they possibly think this was a good idea? Putting out things like muffins and other breakfast stuff is standard at any decent hotel, trying to make it into some sort of complimentary muffin tribute though? Wtf Marriott?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Are you convinced this is real? Are there any other reports of this?

edit: oh what the fuck!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

a paper sign with Marriott hotel logo resting next to a photo of muffins of indeterminate — but possibly blueberry — persuasion.

Someone had fun writing that article.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fun thing is at the Marriott you have to pay for the muffins and breakfast separately!

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Somehow it would've not been offensive if the deal lasted all day. If it only counts during the window of time where people were dying in mass, that's unnecessarily fucked up.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Somebody above linked the article but the explanation was that people gathered in the lobby around that time on 9/11 to watch the ceremony in previous years, so they brought out muffins for those people.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Then at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're not a foot long. They're a Footlong^TM .

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Like Oreos

“Double Stuf”

Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

Next, you'll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn't synthetic.

[–] offendicula@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that's going to hell...

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Marriott in hell has your room reserved

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

"Believe it or not, straight to hell."

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/

[–] offendicula@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Ahhh of course it was the Onion

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn. 23 years later, and dumb shit like this still triggers me.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago

fReEdOm fRiEs!!1

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

The Marriott logo kinda looks like two towers falling over.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

A Marriott hotel was literally destroyed in 9/11 too.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriott_World_Trade_Center

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I've always assumed this was faked, but based on this article, it really happened.

[–] lady_maria@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For just 30 minutes, no less???

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 15 points 1 week ago

Yeah, why not just 11 minutes surrounding 9am? :-P

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Yes, grief has to have limits otherwise it's not healthy. You have to get over your loss and continue your life after 30min.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

/c/internetfuneral

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago

And for a limited time only, get your freedom loving Red White and Blue muffins!

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago