It's so over : memes

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 years ago

Does this sex having require another person or does my couch count?

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

Interesting question, JD.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just can’t. This trope is sofa king stupid

[+] LostXOR@fedia.io 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] TheHotze@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Asexuals can have sex... I mean I don't, but it is an option, we just don't feel sexual attraction. Edit: so yeah, I guess I will die now. I forgot the point.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Curious. I've got some questions.

I'm attracted to women, though I like futas too. Men however gross me out when I think of them touching me. Do you feel grossed out at all by the thought of either or both genders touching or having sex with you?

[-] TheHotze@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, the gross feeling being applied to everyone is a good way to describe being sex repulsed. There are levels to it though (even for non ace people) some people are okay with fantasy but not the real thing, some people are repulsed even by sexual fantasies, and some people are okay with fantasy if they aren't an actual part of that fantasy.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks!

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

Ironically, the article claims the opposite - having sporadic (as opposed to regular or no) sex can trigger an heart attack.

So just don't things half way.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

A good example of a time where you really need to full-ass it.

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[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Join the other team; we don't even bother with talking most of the time. Lol

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago

Where I come from you don't get to choose your team.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Being bi is literally the best of both worlds. It's the sexual equivalent of being born wealthy.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

When you gotta Gunpla, you gotta Gunpla.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 20 points 2 years ago

Corelation or causation

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

Reading the actual article , it seems that the issue is doing some... strenuous physical activity when you are not used to it can trigger heart attacks.

[-] whereisk@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Seems unlikely given that ascetic hermits around the world are known for living to a ripe old age.

[-] britishblaze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why do you assume they don't have sex? It doesn't specify what they need to have sex with...

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

[-] MichelPatrice@jasette.facil.services 10 points 2 years ago

@sharkfucker420

I don’t really know if it is really true, but I’m not taking any chances.

[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Probably a correlation though, not cause

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

This does insinuate that a high-risk of heart attack causes sexlessness.

Better stock up on advil.

[-] Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Not true. It might be that people with illnesses that cause a higher risk of heart attacks can also make it more difficult for them to go out and meet people due to low mobility or chronic pain or fatigue.

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Well yes, that makes sense and all, but it's not nearly as fun as saying mojo is directly controlled by heart health. Or that cancer causes cell phones, or that people named Killian cause air bag recalls. They're obviously wrong and ridiculous, and that's funny.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 7 points 2 years ago

I'm a sceptic.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 7 points 2 years ago

Username checks out....maybe

[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Loneliness kills, if you're lonely you're probably having zero sex.

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Support your local hookers! lol

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Performance anxiety and being broke AF prevents me from supporting my local sex workers. Chance of heart attack is through the roof

[-] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

All my exes are from Side 3

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Don't worry OP, there are plenty of sharks in the sea.

[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Most people dont have heart attacks, so 2.5 times that is not really much.

[-] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Rip Nicol 😔

[-] SteveXVII@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

Oh fuck.

[+] No_Support_8363@lemm.ee -10 points 2 years ago

Bullshit

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