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... I have to apologize to my girlfriend.
If you reversed the gender on this you'd the comment section would be a combination of roasting the hypothetical dude and complaining how trashy the shirt is.
I don't even think the double standard is related to sexism. I think you're all horny degenerates who are emotionally stunted to the point where any woman implying anything sexual breaks your mind.
I think you underestimate how gay lemmy is.
Honestly fair. My bad for not factoring gay people in my consideration of how people on this site are sex starved horny degenerates.
I actually disagree with that, if I saw a larger gentleman wearing this I'd feel proud of him for owning his thing with self-depracating humour, and think it was funny, the same as I do here.
nah i'd be here supporting them 100%
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Well, better that than the sink
Ah, the ol' throat sink.
Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.
I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.
👀 I'm sorry to say this, but I actually might be getting some version of these. It WOULD be cute, imo, and they (especially the brightly-colored ones) make me feel little nostalgic.
I lose my phone embarrassingly frequently. I have a wrist/necklace strap now, but I really don't enjoy walking around with my annoyingly heavy phone dangling from my neck/wrist all the time, so I rarely actually use them.
I'll probably be finding away to attach a keyring to my TV remote, too 🙄
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Clearly, our fathers are trying to give her a massive heart attack before our mothers hear about this lady's affairs.
2edgy4me
is your dad... the greasy strangler!
for the blissfully ignorant:
https://youtu.be/k0sk7QsZF64?si=Vkd8NV2zXI-GKq-i
Even the trailer is completely demented.
It's worth watching if you like. really really weird shit, I can't say I've ever seen anything exactly like it before.
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