I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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It belongs in a museum!
So do you!
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I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
You know you can't not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it's the same color all the way through or if it's got rings!
Ooh good call, OP please do this!
Stay posted...
Aged to Perfection!
They would eat that shit on the walking dead.
Hot.
Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!
Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.
You can't convince me this isn't a baguette
Eat it.
I double dog dare you.
Nicely aged
Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.
It is rock hard.
That's what she said.
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I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!