my partner showed me this yesterday, and i am slightly embarrassed to admit that i tapped the screen at least five times before i figured something was up, and mostly because she was fucking dying laughing at my expense.
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Definitely one for dadjokes
That doesn’t work. This one does, look at the full picture with a double tap. 
Does anyone else experience problems with this video only playing half way through?
You turn the faucet and it takes one day to turn it, and it's massive, it's as big as the wall of that building right there behind you. You turn that, and all of that water aimlessly goes into the Pacific (Ocean), and if you turned that back, all of that water would come right down here and into Los Angeles
You found the faucet, now turn it
I don't get it
I almost tapped on the screen before realizing it was a description, not an instruction.
It's a joke. Don't fauce it.
Ya got me...
You mean...
Wait for it...
Spigot you?
The Treachery Of Lemmy Shitpost
Ceci n'est pas une robinet
Ceci n’est pas un robinet
not helping this drought any
Doesn't work on eternity lemmy client
It's not supposed to do anything. It is literally a "tap" on the screen.
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