That sarcophagus is very roumy.
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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Why did cheese neclaces ever go out of fashion?
Edammed if I know.
Oh briehave
I mean, if you gave me the choice of a cheese necklace or one of those horrid candy necklace that just made your neck sticky, I'd take a cheese necklace every day. Be great for my drive.
Chin x Cheese = Chinese
Well, it started out as a milk necklace.
Time makes fools of us all
Or curds.
Like the candy necklace of olden times
I suppose if you can't manage a pearl necklace, you can always give your mummy a cheese one.
It's a well known biological fact that most women can indeed be placated with cheese.
GF or Wife mad? Make them Mac & Cheese. Don't offer, don't suggest. Just make it and give it to them.
That's toddlers you're thinking of
Toddlers will accept Kraft Mac and cheese. GF/Wife you better be making that shit from scratch. Except the elbow macaroni. That shit's a pain to get to make properly.
eat it
But... Is it cake?
It menaces with spikes of cheese