Still need proof money cant buy cool? So weird. So desperate. So SAD.
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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Why is he so weird. Look at how weird that guy is. Unbelievably cringey and weird.
Weird too.
Dork MAGA. Price Is Right-ass motherfucker jumpin’ around like he’s gonna bid on a Broyhill bedroom set with fresh white sheets. Zooted the fuck out on ket, dancin’ around on stage like a 7-year-old with glioblastoma at his very own MAGA-Wish event.
This guy just rolled a natural 20 for Viscous Mockery
have some lemmy gold
if you remove the gold foil its also lemmy chocolate
He looks like he wants to use my cars air filter for its nest.
Goddamn that is the type of insult that needs to be printed and framed.
I dunno. A friend's kid has glioblastoma. It hurt a bit to see their child compared to Elon Musk.
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I want you to write my eulogy.
Every once in a while, a comment like this comes along and makes me wish Lemmy had awards.
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OMFG I haven't laughed this hard at an Internet comment in years.
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Amazing work. It's remarkable how much he's (proudly?) transitioned into the neckbeard meme. Severe untreated mental illness is so hot right now.
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I still can't stop laughing. Can't wait for the one with even derpier eyes.
There you go. Can't get much derpier.
this looks infinitely more human than that troglodyte
I can just hear the mouth breathing.
(No offense to mouth breathers, of which I am one)
I can hear all of the “Uhh” and “Ummmm” sounds that he makes every other word during a presentation.
You can tell he’s been coasting on daddy’s money his whole life, because no way would I give this man $5 for anything with the way he presents things. If you can’t present your own product confidently, it makes people feel you don’t have confidence in the product.
How he manages to get people to invest in things when even his investor calls sound like a 5th grader giving a report on a book they only read the summary of is beyond me.
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Dark MAGA?
What is it with Right Wingers and outright admitting to being the villains?
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Musk is truly the king of cringe.
Remember when he sued those advertisers for leaving Twitter after he told those advertisers to, and Im quoting here, "Go fuck yourselves"? He is basically 14.
“Your honor these companies won’t give me money despite the fact that I want it!”
Did you ask them politely and provide a service worth advertising on?
“I told them to go fuck themselves and banned everyone that was mean to the neo-nazis.”
???
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Lol remember when he tried to be relevant by coming out on stage at a Dave Chapelle show? Everyone booed and Dave Chapelle has just continuously tanked his career since then.
Dave Chapelle has just continuously tanked his career since then
No, it's the Jews and the alphabet people that have tanked his career - according to one Dave Chapelle.
I do genuinely wonder how much money Melon Husk gave him for that stage appearance.
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Because being rich makes you cool. /s
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I'm surprised Newsweek didn't explain why he said "Dark MAGA."
Because it was a crypto scheme.
https://crypto.news/dark-maga-coin-spikes-elon-musk-trump-rally-speech/
Yet another Musk pump&dump.
Fun fact: if the law applied evenly to billionaires, he'd still be in prison for his previous two market manipulation schemes (the doge coin pump and dump and the pretending that he was about to take Tesla private to boost the stock), sexual harassment, and much more.
i am not having fun after hearing that fact
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“jump”
Musk is like a real life Poochie, from "The Simpsons" who doesn't know how shallow and cringey he really is.
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The US government should seize all of Musk’s companies and most of his money.
Just leave him with a billion dollars
Does Musk's t-shirt have a nipple hole? ...wtf
Whereas that's hilarious, that's a pic of Mars on his shirt.
😂 thanks for clarifying. I was staring at it and all I could think of was the South Park Comcast episode.
It does look surprisingly like that, hit it's just Amrs unfortunately. His shirt specifically says "Occupy Mars" as if that's a good thing.
What a fucking loser
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