Dork MAGA. Price Is Right-ass motherfucker jumpin’ around like he’s gonna bid on a Broyhill bedroom set with fresh white sheets. Zooted the fuck out on ket, dancin’ around on stage like a 7-year-old with glioblastoma at his very own MAGA-Wish event.
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Goddamn that is the type of insult that needs to be printed and framed.
I dunno. A friend's kid has glioblastoma. It hurt a bit to see their child compared to Elon Musk.
You had me in the first half
have some lemmy gold
if you remove the gold foil its also lemmy chocolate
He looks like he wants to use my cars air filter for its nest.
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I want you to write my eulogy.
OMFG I haven't laughed this hard at an Internet comment in years.
This guy just rolled a natural 20 for Viscous Mockery
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Amazing work. It's remarkable how much he's (proudly?) transitioned into the neckbeard meme. Severe untreated mental illness is so hot right now.
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I can just hear the mouth breathing.
(No offense to mouth breathers, of which I am one)
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Beautiful
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Musk is truly the king of cringe.
Remember when he sued those advertisers for leaving Twitter after he told those advertisers to, and Im quoting here, "Go fuck yourselves"? He is basically 14.
“Your honor these companies won’t give me money despite the fact that I want it!”
Did you ask them politely and provide a service worth advertising on?
“I told them to go fuck themselves and banned everyone that was mean to the neo-nazis.”
???
I said out loud while watching it that he's got all the charm of an awkward 12 year old boy
Musk and Trump are people who never developed. They seem like children because they stopped growing somewhere in elementary school.
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I'm surprised Newsweek didn't explain why he said "Dark MAGA."
Because it was a crypto scheme.
https://crypto.news/dark-maga-coin-spikes-elon-musk-trump-rally-speech/
Yet another Musk pump&dump.
Fun fact: if the law applied evenly to billionaires, he'd still be in prison for his previous two market manipulation schemes (the doge coin pump and dump and the pretending that he was about to take Tesla private to boost the stock), sexual harassment, and much more.
i am not having fun after hearing that fact
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Lol remember when he tried to be relevant by coming out on stage at a Dave Chapelle show? Everyone booed and Dave Chapelle has just continuously tanked his career since then.
Dave Chapelle has just continuously tanked his career since then
No, it's the Jews and the alphabet people that have tanked his career - according to one Dave Chapelle.
I do genuinely wonder how much money Melon Husk gave him for that stage appearance.
Is he blaming the Jews now? Sigh, I’m getting really sick and tired of this antisemitism bullshit
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“jump”
Dark MAGA?
What is it with Right Wingers and outright admitting to being the villains?
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The US government should seize all of Musk’s companies and most of his money.
Just leave him with a billion dollars
Shamelessly stolen from bidens campaign, so very original.
Not even, it's a crypto shit coin. Unless the crypto scheme copied that.
The dark Brandon thing doesn't even make sense applied to maga. All maga is dark maga.
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Musk is like a real life Poochie, from "The Simpsons" who doesn't know how shallow and cringey he really is.
He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression, "let's get busy"? Well, this is a ~~dog~~ manchild who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.
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Why is he so weird. Look at how weird that guy is. Unbelievably cringey and weird.
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What a fucking loser
What a fucking weirdo. At least he provided a bit of laughter to the world with his idiocy this time.
Elon is coming to California on the 10th. I have a feeling it is not going to be a warm welcome.
Dark MAGA? I'm surprised he isn't X-MAGA.
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