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Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit (www.apologize.lol)

submitted 2 years ago by Amicitas@lemmy.world to c/politics@lemmy.world

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Technically this breaks the rules as it's not an article.

I'm choosing to not remove it because:

Mod Abuse
CAH is awesome
It's for a good cause
It's hilarous
Hitler
We need something here not submitted by UniversalMonk ;)

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago

It caused me to buy a pack and donate to the CAH pack so…worth it. Plus, they’re suing Elon Musk, which is a noble and glorious cause in the name of freedom and democracy.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 87 points 2 years ago

How do you know who didn’t vote?

We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

I appreciate their endless honesty.

[-] terraborra 75 points 2 years ago

I used to love your card games before you got all political.

Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid

💀

[-] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

Im a little sad that I wont be able to claim CAH money but I can do my part in getting Musk to pay up

[-] auk@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

If you didn't vote in the midterm, you still can claim it. They just don't give you as much.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 years ago

Already bought my cards, I'm doing my part

[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Looks like the store is down. Trying to buy the pack. Tee hee. I fucking love these guys

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

d'jeebus

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