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Only if you print it and keep it in your wallet
If you plan on bringing it to Germany, you have to print and laminate it. Nothing is valid unless laminated here.
Tis why the holy Roman Empire fizzled. Lack of lamination.
To be fair, it's pretty hard to laminate a chiseled marble slab that one has to carry around as ID.
Watch out I saw the antipope running loose
A Pope, don't go around trying to step in the toes of any other Popes and Momes out there
Aw man I had one of these for ages.
you can still order them from their website I think
Of course we have cards. Duh. How else are you going to claim your payout from George Soros for undermining everything that is good and holy? BTW, does taking part in the orgy after the riot count as work time?
Sorry thats an off the clock social activity. But if you don't show up then you aren't a team player and won't be considered for promotions.
Bro, talk to Brenda and set up direct deposit. It's so much easier.
only if you're unionized
god I hate cops
Silly police man.
Never forget that during the George Floyd protests, Seattle activists were all over social media saying, "Don't follow Antifa, no one knows who these people are, they're likely all cops" right before they became a household name and right wing bugbear.
It's like a scene out of the Dragnet movie.
I was thinking Cheech and Chong:
"Hardhat to base."
"Hey, go ahead, officer Lardass."
"No, it's hardhat. Hard. Hat."
"Copy that, officer Lardass."