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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

The only candies that have sex identities at all are Mounds and Almond Joy.

Because one has nuts and the other doesn't.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 15 hours ago

babe Ruth?

jk that shouldn't be considered food

[–] random@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago

waow (based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based )

[–] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 15 hours ago

Can I have some antifa gf candy too pl0xxx

[–] CondensedPossum@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

anecdotally antifa people do make good gluten free caramel

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn't caramel pure sugar and maybe milk? Where would the gluten come from?

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

The melted bread

[–] CondensedPossum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

perhaps a wafer component in a packaged caramel candy but yeah

there are a bunch of ways to make caramel out of commonly salvageable ingredients

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not for your post, but if I saw someone posting this seriously somewhere, I'd use this.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Don't worry, some boomer who can't detect irony will be posting this to their facebook page soon.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Thanks. I can't take credit for it. Not sure the creator.

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

All the treats I have are non binary. You know, because its food.

Don't be gross. What do you think this is, France?

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I like my Halloween candy like I like my coffee: without a penis.

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 1 points 14 hours ago

I've had a few of those little gimmick penis candies and they are terrible. I mean, it's just some trash molded into a penis to be funny. Where are the gourmet candy penises?

[–] jumjummy@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Obviously you don’t have any of those sexy m&ms!

/Fox News talking point

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Bisexual Biden"

The fuck is this, a Ben Garrison comic

If it was, there'd be obvious labels on all the characters.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 1 day ago

Please stop. This will either kill someone from anger or from laughter!

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Is this a spoopy Facebook meme

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago

Great, now I want to dye some Rice Krispie treats the NB colors.