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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

White noise is made of samples with uniformly random values. If you generate enough of it with true randomness, it will include an audio recording of the past 24 hours in Kamala Harris's life. (Of course, you're as likely to stumble upon it as on any other possible 24-hour audio.)

[–] switchboard_pete@fedia.io 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I'm Kamala Harris, and I approve this blessage"?! You stupid monkey!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I like that you perfectly transcribed her encrypted call with Biden but why is it interspersed with "snarky commentary by Ben Shapiro"?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Screw debates, I want to see who makes the best ASMR video

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vance couch fucking. Mics in the cushions.

Are you sure you want this?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

🎶 let's get it on... 🎶

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

just him gently chanting "bing bing bong" on repeat

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Scary to think the election might come down to wich candidate has the better jre showing.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wanna see them both on hot ones

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Trump will melt by the 4th bottle

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Oops! All Da Bomb

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

I can't see him getting past the 2nd. But will it be better or worse than dj kahlids?

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Translation for our East Asian friends:

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Those keep you awake all night

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Was it tasty at least?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

The Sleepy Joe vote!