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I'm curious what the rankings of all the star trek doctors would be.
Like for competence, would Flox (sp?) or EMH top the list?
Or for charisma, would it be Flox or Bashir?
For not taking shit EMH or Bones?
Closest with the captain, Bones or Crusher?
Most victim of the writers, Pulaski or Fitzgerald? (First one at least got a season but the second one didn't even get an actor)
Dwarf Doc isn't a medical doctor, that's just his nickname. He's a drug connection.
Phil and Venture at the same level of trust is rough but true.
Where tf is dr house
Seriously....him and Dr. Strange alone would all but garuentee your safety.
Off the top right.
This vexes me.
Dr. Zoidberg is a fully-qualified medical doctor, though, and a good one at that. Just not for humans. Even so, he's quite good, given that he hasn't killed any of his human patients, though they may come out a little different.
As is Doctor Who, who has high qualifications in literally everything. It took them a few goes, but they got there in the end.
Didn't Zoidberg once successfully attach Fry's head to Amy's body (or something like that)? Not sure any of the others on that chart have done something that impressive.
"I've probably lost more patients than he's ever treated."
Dr Oz and Dr Phil are not doctors and should be to the left and south of Dr Pepper. Neither has a license and both are so full of shit their advice has probably killed people.
I'm just happy to see someone remembers the Spin Doctors.
One...two princes kneel before you.
One has diamonds in his pockets and never lies. The other wants to buy you rockets and never tells the truth.
What is the one question you could ask of only one of the princes to learn what a prince and lover ought to be so that your father won't eat his hat and disown you?
I'd gladly trust drinking a Dr pepper over anything to do with Dr Phil or Dr oz
THANK YOU. Why is Dr. Pepper the absolute lowest you can go on this chart, lower than Dr. Evil lol
Top right corner, there's a Collage Humor watermark.
It explains why this is so inaccurate
I should trust Zoidberg more than Dr. Phil?
Technically zoidberg should be further right on the training axis than everyone else on it combined, He's literally the best doctor in the universe for every single species other than humans.
Yes even though Zoidberg is a fictional doctor he is ten times the doctor as that quack phil.
I would trust J.D. with my life way over Dr. Seuss.
J.D. is a fool, but he's also a really good doctor.
Depends on which season. Are you extrapolating current JD? Or can we pick season 1 JD, where he has a lot of knowledge, but very little experience, and wasn't a very good doctor yet?
SO'S YOUR FACE!
He's also not a racist!
Of course not! He's Vanilla Bear to Turk's Chocolate Bear!
^(We^ ^don't^ ^discuss^ ^Caramel^ ^Bear.)^
Doctor Evil didn't go to Evil Medical School for six years to be put in the section with no training, thank you very much!
Why is Doctor Strange to the left of JD from Scrubs? Isn't he a world renown surgeon or something? Does that count for less because he hasn't had medical practice lately?
Not to mention less formal training than Dr. Quinn? At least he’s studied modern medicine and has specialty years after surgery residency.
I'll be honest, I don't recognize that character. What are they from?
From the show Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Quinn,_Medicine_Woman ran 1993-1998.
If I had to guess it's because JD is more of a general physician. Strange was a neurosurgeon before the accident that crippled his hands and led him to study the Mystic Arts. So not only can he not perform surgery anymore without magic but if he was working on you, then you were pretty much in life or death territory anyway.
Dr. Strange had his injury in 1963, he probably went through medical school in the 1950's and has been studying magic, not medicine ever since. His techniques and knowledge are extremely out of date.
You're missing Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Kevorkian and Dr. Shipman.
I'd trust Kevorkian, but only if I'm ready to die.
Kevorkian wouldn't have dreamt of hurting a person who he hadn't made 100% sure was a candidate for assisted suicide. And that was not an easy thing for him to decide.
He seemed like an extremely principled man.
Exactly,which is why I would only go to him when I'm ready to die
I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you're saying I should.
Why don't you ask Dee Barnes...