this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The internet is for porn🎡

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I am once again asking for your porn

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 days ago

Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest

Welcome to thΠ΅ internet! What would you prefΠ΅r?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is an image I didn't know I needed in my life. I shall now share it without any context to a friend. Thank you.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

You are very welcome.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If you're paying rent and a mortgage you should reevaluate your living situation.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Oh! Oh! That's me!

I'm paying down the mortgage on my trailer and paying rent on the lot it's on.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

Probably divorced.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I'm divorcing. I will have to do that for 5ish years.

Not remotely enthusiastic about that, but at least I can afford it.

The real evaluation I did is discovering just how fucked marriage is.

Sounds fucked mate.

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, Theres porn on lemmy?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But, like how do I find it?

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

lemmyNSFW.com

You can also look for Lemmy Instances here: https://fedi-search.com/

Porn memes are the best memes.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I feel like this is more suited for reddit. There's barely any porn posting here

Edit: Unless of course in the porn communities

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, especially not these days. But on Lemmy, if you go unfiltered like me, your All channel will in fact have porn in it... sometimes remarkably high up at like 100+ votes.

I'm too much of a purist to edit my feed though (plus who doesn't want a little porn, as a treat).

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It seems that .ml blocks it for me

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This link lets you enter a Lemmy instance name and it will tell what other Instances it blocks and who it is blocked BY.

https://federation-checker.vercel.app/

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago

Probably defederated from lemmynsfw, which is the bulk of it that I see

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Evidently so

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cropped hentai? Cropped yiff?

Quit being a coward and use the uncropped image.

[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Do people use Lemmy for porn? I remember this stereotype about Reddit too and it always seemed like a super strange medium for porn.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Not enough memes

[–] mc900ftJesus@lemy.lol 4 points 2 days ago

Satyr Sean Connery?