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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain't no one tryna fuck with them on

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

You underestimate the kinks of people

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you're into that sort of thing...

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

The embedded tooth really does it for me

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

There! I said your damned words alright!

It's sad how many people here don't know what the meme is from.

[–] FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

I may not have said every single syllable!

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago

"What's that the face of?"

"The previous reader."

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hail to the king, baby.

Ash Williams > Duke Nukem

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

We need that buddy cop movie

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What harm ever came from reading a book?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I remember laughing so hard at that, when I saw in the theater, that everyone around me was like, “SSHHH!”

I couldn’t help it. That was one of the funniest things in the whole movie.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My thought has always been, "who the hell grabs a book like that?"

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Same because the only answer is “someone who hopes it’s sentient”.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

It looked like he was trying to just flip the front cover open, to see if he could determine which book was the real one before taking it.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Army of Darkness, aka Evil Dead 3 (although you don't really need to see the first two and it's much less horror and much more comedy than the first two as well).

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Brendan Fraser. Wow, what a roller coaster. I’m glad he’s doing well again. I like him.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

I have a necronomicon, but it has very basic binding, and I haven’t read it.

It was a housewarming gift that made me go “the fuck mate, you want me to die and leave the house to you or what?” Which was apparently the exact right response.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Naw, man, that's just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.

[–] Wynnstan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I often judge a book by it's cover, because the back cover usually tells me what the book is about.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

The exception that proves the rule?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck Lovecraft.

Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's from the Evil Dead movies (and TV series). It was inspired by Lovecraft, in that the book is called the Necronomicon, but that's about as far as it goes.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Technically its the "Necronomicon ex Mortis". Which of course means "Book of the Dead of the Dead"

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still, don’t like that the name is shared.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Like it or not, Lovecraft inspired a vast amount of modern horror. Yes, he was a horrible racist piece of shit. That can't really be helped.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule

[–] NOPper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just like Evil Dead, it's those damn Devil made phonographs causing all this ruckus!

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res

/s

I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Depends, if this is a personal curse or like a curse on humanity as a whole.

Because of its humanity as a whole I might just open it anyways ya know just to keep things interesting. Gotta be better than what the rich fucks are doing ¯⁠\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Well did you see how it sucked on his hand though

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wait I've got an idea. Let's make Chat GPT read it.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Soul Sacrifice was a fun game.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I wanna read it.

[–] bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Nobody: Hermaeus Mora trying to reach you: