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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I'm pretty sure no card can conjure me into existence, no matter how many or few lines of text they have… :P

[–] RacerX@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Effective ban of all of Kaldheim.

[–] ReeferPirate@lemy.lol 3 points 6 days ago

Do keywords count as a line? If not, Fynn is still in play

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Five lines? Try five words.

Fix this!

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Spell: fix this. Result: this is fixed.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

More than five doesn't work

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Sure, they just can't make you walk in motion blur, but you'll be devastated.

[–] Lurkinney@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Some not have way.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This would be majorly broken in Yu-Gi-Oh

[–] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's only from spells and only the player itself is immune from them. I don't think this would even see play in YGO.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

TL;DR and you've activated my trap card!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Former WotC guy here... I find this hilarious.

[–] Chewget@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

I'm pretty sure there's a simmer card to this in Red Dragon Inn

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Lawdoggo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Blow it out your ass

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He came here to play cards and smoke cigars, and he's on his last cigar.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Balls of steel.

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Casting this would be a challenge. With no costs and no suspend keyword, you'd be basically required to cascade into it

[–] apprehensively_human@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Plus the verbiage is all wrong, it doesn't follow the template.

Cumulative upkeep {R}
You gain protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe sideboard for Living End?

[–] Toes@ani.social 12 points 1 week ago

We need more cards like this

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Duke Nukem for the win

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You have just beaten every single Alexander Clamilton deck

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that include this card

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago

No in all regards. If you include name, type, and flavor text, this card is 5 lines, not more than 5.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More than 5 lines of text?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, it only has ≤5 lines of text because the card is cropped. The artist credit line at the bottom of every card would mean that it indeed does have >5 lines of text. You just know how to extrapolate from incomplete data!