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NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope (theonion.com)

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

That is literally the central plot of Gemini Home Entertainment.

The Iris. It is with us now. Laughing at us.
Behold.

https://www.youtube.com/@GEMINIHOMEENTERTAINMENT

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

God that's such a good series. Nice slow burn. I think nexpo? Did a good video on it.

[-] Deebster@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

audibly blinking

Huh?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

I imagine if an eye the size of a mountain blinked there'd be some sound

[-] Deebster@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Telescopes don't allow you to hear sound from space though...

I wondered if they meant that you couldn't help but imagine the sound when seeing it - I don't know if there's a word for that (or where to ask on Lemmy).

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Doorway

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