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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That is hilarious. Didn’t they just make a chibi anime girl though?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 29 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

This pairs so good with this ( not an onion )

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Here's the Wiki

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh I saw that one in my feed and thought that was the onion lol

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

i had to search online to be sure

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 16 points 12 hours ago

Horus Guard from Stargate

Horus Guard represent!

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

Buddy Jesus 2.0

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

does it sexually assault children for millennia under the churches auspices, then be ignored, and allowed to continue to exist in nations which were it any other organization, have had it's leaders imprisoned and be banned outright too?

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 8 points 12 hours ago

It's a falcon head, not a policy change.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 11 hours ago

Sounds like the British Broadcasting Corporation

[–] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 5 points 13 hours ago

Not robotic or Falcons, but Dark Crystal is what I immediately thought of from the picture.