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[–] udon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

Still looks ripped under that shirt. Let him sit there for a few years and see how that changes!

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

One must imagine Sisyphus dead inside.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 39 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He should have kept working in the office naked.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 12 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

the issue with giving someone eternal office work as a punishment is that you cant have them fired without ending the eternal office work, and being dead presumably they cant starve to death, so if they just start slacking off and ignoring their "job", what are you gonna do?

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 9 points 6 hours ago

Same thing you do when they stop pushing that rock. Force them.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Have you not heard of "fluffy fingers"? Its what HR represenatives do in offices to enslaved employees. It's when you tie the employee up with handcuffs and ropes, and tickle their feet for their whole lunch break.

.......not that I ever got fired from my job of HR representitive for inappropriate behavior......

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Have you watched the show Severance? Excellent dive into that question and more.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 4 hours ago

Never heard of it to be honest

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 6 hours ago

This hits too close to home.

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[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

This hurts. I need to think about what I'm doing for a living.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Put him on telephone support for QVC/Home Shopping Network