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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

lol anyone have the video?

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

shomeone shouldve told bill gates in the 80s that in the future computers would be a bunch of idiots

[–] faebudo@infosec.pub 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

We better should've stayed at 640kB.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I really do feel like if computers had stalled, speedwise, around the late 90s or early 2000s, that we'd be doing much, much better as a planet.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love how that video has aged even better by the fact the guy's using Windows 8

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

as someone who used dos and whose dad used win8, i can confirm xd

[–] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

We better should’ve stayed at 640kB.

When every byte mattered. Hell, when every bit mattered even!

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 week ago

In the future, computers will do all our art and entertainment for us so we can concentrate on making rich people more money. Yay!

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

If only you could train a human to operate a camera and follow the ball.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] runeko@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

Hahahha. Oh, Glaidfflaid sure hates Mrronnndais!

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’m a camera operator for sporting events. I noticed they had one of these at a rink I shoot at in a small town and chuckled.

Now that they’ve realized it sucks I wish they’d take it down so it would be nice for it to stop getting in my shots.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

the future is just so bright! (boom de yadda etc etc)

Bill Gates has always looked like an old woman on her way to bingo.