According to the hole in the satellite picture the ice we skate is getting pretty thin
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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The water’s getting warm, so you might as well swim.
My world's on fire. How'bout yours?
I personally like it!
I never get bored
How about we misinpreted the thing with hell and it's actually a warning for our future?
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They should have stopped coming out with new years after 2010.
Yeah, can we downgrade? I'd like to go back to 2010 too.
I mean, 2010 probably also sucked at the time, but knowing what I know now, I know how much less it sucked.
2010 was fantastic (I was 9)
Hey now, you're an old fart. Put your slippers on, sit down.
An upvote is not adequate to express my appreciation of this comment.
Thank you friend. Though truth be told I'm a crocs man myself.
Your honesty is appreciated.
Your questionable choice of footwear aside, your comment was very clever.
Also, I actually have no opinion on Crocs. I've seen all the jokes about them online, hence the sassiness above, but that's all I know. I do appreciate the swiveling, uh, heel handle.
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Hey now…
You're in a locked car
Get yer gay mom
Goat filet
can't turn the air on
get baked
You're a porn star
Smash Mouth singer passed away some time ago. I felt disproportionately saddened
Same but before he died I was already sad for him. He was mentally very unhealthy.
Considering they didn't explain how he died, but was also a covid denier, I'm fairly ambivalent.
He drank himself to death.
Yes. Someone already said that. Sorry if I have limited sympathies for someone that said "Now we're all here together tonight. And we're being human once again. Fuck that COVID shit" at a super spreader event.
His wiki page says he died of liver failure and possibly cardiomyopathy
So much to do, so much to see... So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You never know if you don't go
You never shine if you don't glow
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Moreover, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
This,
Especially because I've seen posts from my high school classmates on Facebook of having children in their 20's
Is there a term in Clinical Psychology for becoming Furious when you are reminded that people are younger than you
Jealousy.
Damn, it really is that simple.
Eh, I would say it's more like a combo of jealousy, nostalgia, and regret.
Germans probably have a word for it lol
We could have one too just by literally jamming those words together.
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Some
Where over the rainbow🌈
wtf
lol this is a response of someone realizing that they are getting older.
Somebody once told me...
The world was gonna roll me
By this logic could easily be a grandpa.
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