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[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 255 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] proti@lemmy.world 72 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think taking the heart out is the part that kills them, unless perhaps you reverse origami it while it's still attached

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Sat@lemmynsfw.com 42 points 2 weeks ago

It always looks so sad...

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 weeks ago

nooo do not skissor teh crub

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrllll!!

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[–] TitularyDespotOfOstrich@lemmy.world 135 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 20 points 2 weeks ago

Moooooom, NCD is leaking again!

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 127 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Thought it was going to turn into Saddam there for a second.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 26 points 2 weeks ago

Missed opportunity

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Now you’ve called it

[–] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

That's step f.

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 45 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why does it look like a foreskin?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The foreskin is the heart of the penis

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Unless you’re very talented, that somebody else’s cock stuck up your back

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

It’s dicks all the way down

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who knew the heart is a penis? Blessed be

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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

Cause it is a tube. All Floppy Tubus do.

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 42 points 2 weeks ago

Callback to our primordial tube-hearted fish origin

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure to unfold and wring out your heart after each breakup, to keep the creases from setting in too much.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 weeks ago

Author of this resarch: my ex girlfriend

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I wonder if a heart could still beat/function when it's unrolled in this way 🤔

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No. It needs to squeeze against itself to move blood to and from chambers.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was wondering something similar. Maybe this is an innovative approach to heart surgery.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, in the way that Mengele was innovative in the medical field.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

... I see I'm not the only person with intrusive thoughts.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Origami ^origami^ ^ᵒʳⁱᵍᵃᵐⁱ^

[–] Michal@programming.dev 22 points 2 weeks ago

That's not the shape of my heart 🎶

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look up embryological development of the heart to see why

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's even better. Two blood vessels that fuse and twist.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why did they name the left and right atrium backwards? That seems unnecessarily confusing.

[–] mikey@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's only backwards because you're looking at it from the outside from the front. When it's in you, the left is on your left.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I just realized I’m stupid, thank you

[–] farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

welcome to the club bro

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

For a total eclipse of the heart you would need a moon shaped like a big hambone.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just learned about this last night. Are we a hive mind?

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[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Interesting, but this isn't an entire heart, is it? Only half? Or isn't a human heart? Human hearts have separate left and right pairs of chambers which pump oxygenated and de-oxygenated blood separately. Or am I mistaken?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't that why there are 2 loops at the bottom? One for the left and one for the right?

[–] repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

human heart anatomical drawing

Considering this picture of a whole heart you are probably correct

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I just assumed that they dissected through the heart to unfold it. In humans the heart is ‘compact’ and there’s no real way to unfold it without cutting through cardiac muscle but, the heart embryologically develops from a tube that folds over itself so you can theoretically ‘unfold’ it.

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

🎵 And no one's gonna bend or break me 🎵

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's Faith of the Heart.

Shape of my Heart is a different, but equally bangin', song.

🎵I know that diamonds mean money for this art, but that's not the shape of my heart🎵

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not that I want to unroll it, but why did it "roll" up in the first place? It seems so tightly wound compared to, like, the intestines or something. Just curious.

[–] infinite_ass@leminal.space 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago

And maybe to share muscle power between different phases of the stroke. Two muscles that evolved to pump different chambers could both work on the same chamber when they’re folded over one another. Allow them to transfer force between the layers.

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