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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 127 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There are far worse things to emulate in life than King of the Hill.

[–] omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works 74 points 2 days ago

We ask them politely yet firmly to leave

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Better than the half dozen Cartman wannabes at my school

[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago

To this day my best friend still does a Peter Griffin laugh. Drives me up the wall.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 87 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I was in high school two kids would spend the entire time in class at the back of the room imitating Bevis and Butthead, all fucking day, in every class, but they wouldn't say things, they'd just sit there doing the laugh, fuck I hated those two. Id take a group of Hank hills over a Bevis and Butthead.

[–] vzq@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mike judge is a great man. His fans are among the worst humanity has to offer.

Sort of like Jesus.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Sort of like Jesus.

And Tool. And Radiohead. And Rick and Morty.

[–] carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

There is a significant shortage of positive male role models in everyday life, and Hank Hill may actually be filling that gap.

[–] Fizz 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

And everything runs on propane I tell ya hwhat.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago

everyone else is disappeared