this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I have plenty of space between my toes, my tongue fits perfectly in my mouth, I can breathe freely through both nostrils, and my eyes sit comfortably in my skull behind big, heavy eyelids. Gosh darn it I love breathing manually. Deep calming breaths.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, but how do your clothes feel against your skin?

[–] Venator 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's probably because your shoes are too pointy. We should all stop wearing pointy shoes, we aren't fooling anyone, we don't ride horses everywhere...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

But pointy shoes are my sign of celibacy.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago
[–] cowboydiplomat@startrek.website 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

you are now manually breathing

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

You now feel that muscle in the left side of your stomach

[–] ted@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I wear toe socks exclusively for this reason.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

My toe socks are too close to my toes though

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your tongue doesn't fit comfortably in your mouth

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, well your tongue doesn't fit comfortably in my mouth!

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

They are spaced exactly far enough that you can fit your toes in between them ☺️

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Your eyes are too tight in your face skin