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[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 285 points 2 years ago
[-] steventhedev@lemmy.world 184 points 2 years ago
[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago

Jeans

(portmanteau of jeans and beans)

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago
[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago
[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago
[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago

It always ends with trains...

WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD???

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[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago
[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

It’s not fair, you’re baiting us

(I literally just thought to myself “found the vegan” before reading your username)

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It's not even bait, y'all just predictable with the same exact phrase every time. I mean.... you're not even the first person today. If I can beat everyone to the punch before ya finish thinking it, then is it still fun to say?

Idk. Feels like a Chuck Norris joke at this point.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Well I thought it, I wasn’t planning on saying anything until I saw your username and figured you were playful about it.

But do you really think it’s non-vegans who know what black salt (or whatever other reference you make in your comments that typically “outs” you) is without looking it up? It’s probably mostly people who are also vegan and feel kinship that they’d like to point out. That’s why I wrote my comment at least 🤷

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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago
[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

i humger HAHA

[-] IlIllIIIllIlIlIIlI@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I need to see this with 200 upvotes.

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[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago
[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 25 points 2 years ago
[-] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I love how this is the first thing I see and was well over 200 likes

[-] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 125 points 2 years ago

I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 34 points 2 years ago

It's prudent to have a backup egg in case one breaks.

[-] udon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What if it breaks because it collides with the backup?

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[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago

Howtobasic unmasked.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago

Step 1: be attractive

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 43 points 2 years ago

Sounds like someone can check "date an abusive person" of their life checklist

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

I wonder why she gets so many likes ( Y )

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

This guy got just as many and he's not even sexy text.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/14831208

Maybe it's not the boobs afterall.

[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you, I do have boobs. They're invoking upvote magic even when hidden.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

And you dated this person why?

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 years ago

how else can anyone afford to live

[-] SatyrSack@feddit.org 24 points 2 years ago

Sell pictures of your feet on the Internet.

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You would not believe how saturated that market is. Seriously, you cannot just sell feet pics with no effort, that shit takes dedication, skill & no small amount of luck. The percentage of women who are willing to trade large sums of money for pics of their feet is almost 100%.

[-] atocci@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

What's the market for men's feet looking like?

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I love that you went to the effort to make this

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[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Probably because she liked him.

[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago

That's when you break up with him, he sounds unhinged and potentially dangerous

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this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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