Can I ask the question with my ass? I would rip the loudest, wettest, stankiest fart and then blame it on him.
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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Who did your hairplugs? I'd probably get my money back.
Just prerend you dont know him, and just refer to him as this "new older intern"
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If my reaction the first time I saw a cybertruck IRL is any indication, I'd scream.
Mine was point and laugh, but I would react the same if seeing him IRL.
Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?
Tell him you have a-grade ketamine...
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Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?
I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.
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What's a stab wound feel like?
Remember when most people who had heard of you liked you? Wouldn’t a genius be able to keep that good image?
Nothing, because that's not elon and he wouldn't answer
Do you ever think about the consequences of what you do?
It depends. Am I armed?
You do realize, until you get help, you're always going to hate yourself; you'll never be happy. Right?
"What the fuck, dude."
Move my seat behind him and flick paper footballs at the back of his head.
"Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho."
I'd ask for his wife's number
Does this rag smell like bromine to you?