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Well so far I've gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.
Damn, you got (fbi) followers now? I'm jealous
well it IS called the fediverse
you don't have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone
Mine always knows what I’m getting him for Christmas :(
Pretty sure I'm getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.
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Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.
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I already have a relationship with the FBI because I give them information on Nazis. We get along well. They won't care.
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Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.
That just means your cool
I already talk to the FBI and give them inside information about Nazis.
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I'm sure the FBI really appreciated that hot tip.
I am a super big threat to the security of CEOs.
In another thread someone said the fbi could seize their hardware as part of an investigation as it would contain evidence. Here’s what I’m wondering though, why wouldn’t the fbi just set up their own Lemmy instance. They’ll have access to all the same info. Except for PMs I suppose.
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Crosspost and federate, they cant censor us across the Fediverse.
The F in Fediverse stands for #Freedom!
You guys think there's an element of everyone wanting to be in the picture? As in it only takes one cop to walk him from A to B, but he's famous and this is a huge important case so they all come with just because you want to be close to important things
Pigs will get six hours of overtime pay for this ten minute perp walk. Anyone depraved enough to be a cop would jump at the chance to steal more money from the citizens.
Fun fact: dude to the left of Luigi walking behind him is NYC mayor Adams. His positioning is definitely intentional to be in the shot.
Vultures, someone (parasite or not) died in the street and their concern isn't a lost life or even the motivations of the alleged killer but how can they get their photo op.
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For sure. Look at the guy behind him with full tactical gear, sunglasses and headset.
It's a fucking costume party.
Maybe the theme was "Tactical" in Roblox Dress to Impress. Got the poses right and everything. He ate. So slay.
"I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it." - Arlo Guthrie, Alice's Restaurant Massacree
Probably so.
They need that many because even cops hated that CEO and the quantity here is to ensure they don't just let Luigi go.
Because if there's one thing US police are known for, it's accountability
There still people who think police is not on the owner class team lol
It is a class war, get woke
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The whole thing of "they took him for Burger King" is a red herring. Cops are required to feed you. Some departments have policies about always checking if a new arrestee is hungry, and getting them some fast food if they say yes, so their attorney can't say later that they were coerced during questioning because they had been denied food for whatever amount of time.
What kind of absurd image do the cops think they're projecting here? "Look. We're the badasses who hunted down the nation's #1 fugitive "
Uhh, no. You had no idea where Luigi was and it took a freaking McDonald's employee to tell you that he wasn't even in the state, anymore.
That's the funniest part. They think they look cool.
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Don't even think about rescuing your hero that we're parading out here. Because we have like, 10 armed police and that means we're able to take on at least um, hold on, let me count...
Three rescuers. Ten armed police are enough for 3 attackers, if we're in flack jackets.
Actually, make that two attackers...and they can only have knives and rocks.
That's the terrible secret. It's not that the big guy doesn't care about the little guy. It's that they have their own agenda and our only purpose is to be sacrificed to that agenda.
Roof was rewarded because he did what the state wanted, if they could have gotten away with it they'd let him off like they did Zimmerman and Rittenhouse.
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