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[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 89 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He wasn't wrong, it was a great video

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be if it wasn't in 144p with the most obnoxious watermark I've ever seen.

[–] Venator 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

instagram

Ok, 144p with an obnoxious watermark was enough suffering for me.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I could've see that a mile off, and started running for my fucking life

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He was pretty far off and up on a ridge. I also would underestimate nature and believe I was orderly safe

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember when he posted this. He figured it would come up to him, but also knew if that was the case, there was nothing he could do anyway. He is right, really nowhere better he could have gotten in 40 seconds.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For those of us who don't, do you have a reference to this?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can't find the post, but here's a news article.

Link

[–] keegomatic@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Assuming “orderly” was supposed to be “already,” what caused that mistake? Just curious. Speech to text? Because it seems like more of a verbal mistake than an autocorrect one, but imagining someone doing speech-to-text for lemmy comments seems unlikely. Unless maybe it’s for accessibility reasons?

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Regular autocorrect.

It was intended to be “prudently”. Autocorrect seems to put too much weight on the first character, so if I fat-fingered ‘o’ instead of ‘p’ it tries to find an ‘o’ word that fits rather than the closest word that fits

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

'overly' seems like the likely autocorrect fuck up to me

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno, given he had a spot behind a rock that at least gives him a chance to dig himself out once shit calms down. Not saying it's a good chance, but if he tried to run he'd just get thrown into a rock then buried.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

In his Instagram post, he says the only injured member of his party was the one who tried to run and subsequently fell when hit by the avalanche.

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, but I like his video better.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 62 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Died in a tragic bowling accident involving a penguin and two moose, never should have happened.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

That's kinda what I expected but who won the game?

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

two moose

*moosen (FTFY)

Note: Though they are solitary animals, it is generally accepted that a group of at least 10 would constitute a flock of moosen.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Goose - geese

So...

Moose - meese

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Multiple types of fish: fishes.

Multiple types of sheep: sheeps.

[–] Venator 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] minnow@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I prefer the Ojibwe plural "moozag"

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is cut short and lower quality than the original a few years ago.

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lower quality but not cut short

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sure is. The original starts with the hikers and then they hear aaslanche there appearing around the edge. Guess your "original" was already cut short, it goes a while before the avalanche grows big.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Shiiiiiiiiiit, glad he's okay