Can these kids donate them to protect our CEOs? Our CEOs are our most valuable asset
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Thoughtful high-schooler rises 120k for high grade bulletproofing of sport cars. CEO sends his regards via a personal email.
I am hoping this becomes a wholesome meme mid June at the latest.
Proposed pizza party is delayed indefinitely due to possibility of rain.
Not very American.
Shouldnt only the kids with "winner" parents who can afford bulletproof backpack plates get one, so the kids of "loser" poor parents have a reduced chance of surviving?
How will these kids learn it's wrong to be and their life means less if they're poor if literally everyone in their grade has a roughly equal chance of survival in the event of our national pastime that makes us who we are happening at their school? How will the less poor kids know their life means more than their poorie classmates?
And really, shouldn't it only be legal for private academy kids to get these kinds of protective measures? Why expend resources protecting future capital livestock to this degree? Seems like a very inefficient investment.
This feels like a slippery slope to Marxist Leninist commie socialism.
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I was thinking just shoot the brownies. But letting these kids suffer in the system is far more ~~merrican~~ ~~christian~~ gop to do.
So un-American, the second amendment isn't for bullet proof vests. The best defense is offense. These kids should all have gotten guns to protect themselves, with the rich kids bullet proof vests in addition. Because everyone has the right to gunslinging, rich people have the right to survival.
Judging by their shirts saying St. Someone, I am inclined to believe these ARE private school kids. So this is thankfully legal, no need to worry good citizen.
Supply Side Jesus would be proud!
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It shouldn't be more dangerous to be a 9th grader than a CEO.
So, what I'm hearing is, we should kill 2 CEOs for every school child.
Even at 1:1 we’d be out of billionaires in a couple months.
CEOs hate this one simple trick for preventing school shootings!
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If they need bulletproof armor just to attend school then it is too dangerous to send them there. This is not a solution to anything.
If you got a boring office job and on the first day you were issued a bulletproof vest because they keep having "incidents", would you keep working there?
Well, honestly I was happy with my bullet proof vest when I was in the military for 15 years. I think pigs would think the same. But I agree with you, I just think there are some exceptions lol
To be completely honest, I wasn't issued a vest. I was in the navy and had to share a vest with 3 others. I used it when I was photographing outside during anti Piracy actions. Just the idea the risk of dying from a bullet is higher at school than it is in the military is crazy. The US truly is a dystopian hell hole (but Musk and Trump are shouting "No! Not enough! We can make it even worse!", with most Americans shouting in reply "Yeah! 'Murica! Thur turker jubs!").
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Why stop there?
Tanks for every student!
A school shooter will think twice upon seeing a 120 mm smoothbore Rheinmetall tank barrel ominously turn in their direction.
Edit: this will also teach students valuable lessons in crew-served weaponry and working together as a team
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“There’s no way to prevent this”, say conservatives in the only country where this regularly happens.
This whole article sounds like it could have been by the onion a few years ago. What a sad reality we live in.
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Guys, is the USA alright?
No, no defenetly isn't.
But on the other hand: Is the world really alright atm?
Shithole country. You cannot change my mind.
At graduation: "Look to your left. Now look to your right. Remember those faces, as some of them may try to kill you in the future, and some might not make it through the next few years."
Just bonkers.
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A boring dystopia.
We are going to need to drop "boring" from that. It's getting exciting
Growing up, we just like, inherited each other’s old stuff, like clothes, stereos, and even cars.
Gonna be a weird time when kids these days grow up and tell stories about handing down or receiving handed-down body armor.
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Great gift for your closest CEO.
So future CEO shooters should hit legs then heads, avoid the armoured areas
They should be given heart shield bibles so they don't get shot in the heart AND so they can learn the good word of the founding father Jesus
Has bullying stopped there or is it still a thing?
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