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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The answer is incest

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Does uv light actually do that? I thought they had to spray some stuff to make it actually detect fluids.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I know from personal experience that splooge does not fluoresce under uv. Pee does however.

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago (10 children)

If my son was living NEET I would take away masturbation privileges too so he would move the fuck out.

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 0 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Of course a christian user said this there is no other way someone would post this.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am so not a Christian my guy

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I dunno feels a lot like a facebook mom from a cult or strict curch.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 5 days ago

Maybe if this was a 16 year old or something, but this is a 22 year old man who cannot find a way to get tissue paper without his mother. This is something different.

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