"I'm straight but shit happens"
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2025
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I'd like to return one mental image, please
do you have the receipt?
They didn't give me one 😭
No but I don't even need my money back, man. You can just dispose of it for me tbh
i'm sorry but we're not allowed to handle hazardous material, company policy. And i'm afraid there's no facility in the area yet that handles disposing of it either, you'll just have to hold onto it.
Bold words for the one who gets pinned down later on.
what's the source, if I may ask.?
The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady. No, seriously… That is the actual title.
Japan has insanely long titles for light novels (which was also adopted by manga) in order to get people to pick up books. There's such an influx of light novels the writers starting turning the titles into summaries.
My personal favorite title is:
I wonder what it's about?
Part way through reading that title, my brain instinctively tried to "Chuck Tingle" it.
Backstabbed in the butt by my own butt in a Backwater Dungeon..."
Its the ultimate "Dont judge a book by its cover" counter system. Its kinda odd but i honestly dont mind it unless it spoils too much.
Nah, it's a limitation of the main platform that forces that. What was it again, they have nowhere to place a description so they have to use the title for that to get readers.
which i would get if they weren't all minor variations upon the exact same thing, like come on give me a light novel title that sounds like lord of the rings
Pretty sure this was a joke but The Faraway Paladin is an isekai that seems VERY inspired by, if not derivative of, The Hobbit.
Nice read btw.
Mamma Mia
This a shitpost in a humor community, so I'm probably over thinking it... But from the very first time I saw that text, it felt a bit like a heterosexual man joking that his dick would fix a lesbian. Not a huge fan. This version with an anime background somehow makes it worse.
MACARONI in a POT.
Gross.
I can't speak to the context but assuming this is not a reverse lesbian cure with porn latitude, there is the possibility of situational sexuality, most evident in:
- Prisons
- Traditional (men only) navies
- Gender-isolated schooling
- Cloistered communities where celebacy is mandated.
So the non-rapey possibility is that they're isolated from men for long enough for attitudes to change.
Here in western (Christianity-informed) society our squeamishness about sexuality only exacerbates the effects of situational sexuality. The Navy will literally awaken your gay. (assuming you have a normal libido.)
There's women on ships now so the Navy gets the same brand of "Deployment Goggles" the Army and Marines have been using.
I am bow tie pasta
Ahh yes rape and sexual assault